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I always thought men liked lipstick on their dipstick!!   
That is quite different... |
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I always thought men liked lipstick on their dipstick!!
That is quite different...  
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Some of the things that women do... are appearently clueless... so ladies why does such a wonderful creature need to be nuts also? Define "nuts" please? In the case of some of you... I like your kind of 'nuts'... It makes you more desirable. 
The salty but sweet variety? Oh...you sweet-talker, you!
yea, he's one of the mingle charmers.. 
 
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Crazy stuff I've seen women do...
Kick a police officer in the balls after he says "you're under arrest", now you have an assault charge too. Call my phone and start with "oh, I'm sorry I'm bothering you, I'll leave you to your work", then call back 20 seconds later and say, "I just wanted to tell you that I had fun the other night, but you're busy so I'll leave you alone." Then call back 20 seconds after that and ask "Am I bothering you?" Deliberately cheat at pool when money is on the line. Hide hello kitty fruit snacks all over my house (actually this was a pretty good practical joke but from the outside it sounds crazy). Hide underwear in strange places around my house. Say "you don't need a condom" on the first date (during foreplay, obviously). First I thought she was joking and then she got offended when I put one on and wanted to argue about it. Burn Mac 'n Cheeze. I mean, come on!!! One time I went to walmart and forgot my phone in the car. Apparently she called (during the 10 minutes that I was at walmart) and when I got home she was crying because "I didn't love her anymore". Of course I didn't answer the phone because I didn't love her, what other explanation could there be? Pouring half a gallon of gasoline on a fire and lighting it with a match, then trying the same thing again after the 3rd degree burns had healed. I could list things all day long,, but on to the next topic. Crazy stuff I've seen men do... Get into a fistfight over a sporting event. Get into a fistfight when another guy accidentally bumped into his girlfriend and spilled SOME of her drink. Punch a (insert hard solid object here) and break his hand. Attach a bottlerocket to a cat. The moral of the story, men are violent, women are just crazy. 
Disclaimer:: This does not apply to all men/women, but since the question was raised, I felt the need to rise to the challenge. And yes, these are all true eye-witness accounts. I know at least 2 women that I would never in my life dare to call crazy and would defend them to the death against someone who said they were. As far as men being violent, also almost always the case but myself I get upset when I mow my lawn thinking about how many innocent lives that my lawnmower has taken. I do still get violent with innanimate objects though, so I guess I'm not completely safe there. |
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it'd be nice to see some examples of these nutty things to which you refer. During a conversation speaking literally and the other person throws in some 'what ifs?'. Later on, when you both refer to that conversation, there is a lack of recollecting between what was said literally and what one person 'wanted' to hear. This is when somebody is called nuts. If women have more complex brains than men like somebody stated, why do they expect men to read them? 
Nah, they just need a guy who wants to understand, shows that they care and is alot of fun.
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Edited by
sagacious22
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Wed 08/12/09 11:31 PM
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it'd be nice to see some examples of these nutty things to which you refer. Kissing.... How come you put on more lipstick AFTER you been kissed... I plan on kissing you again... If I wanted lipstick I'd kiss the darn lipstick tube. Puttin on more just tells me your done. Ok I can handle that.... then you waste that lipstick and kiss some more.... Huhh??? isn't it kinda the same concept in xxx movies where the man thinks the woman face is for catchin his.....
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Crazy stuff I've seen women do... Kick a police officer in the balls after he says "you're under arrest", now you have an assault charge too. Call my phone and start with "oh, I'm sorry I'm bothering you, I'll leave you to your work", then call back 20 seconds later and say, "I just wanted to tell you that I had fun the other night, but you're busy so I'll leave you alone." Then call back 20 seconds after that and ask "Am I bothering you?" Deliberately cheat at pool when money is on the line. Hide hello kitty fruit snacks all over my house (actually this was a pretty good practical joke but from the outside it sounds crazy). Hide underwear in strange places around my house. Say "you don't need a condom" on the first date (during foreplay, obviously). First I thought she was joking and then she got offended when I put one on and wanted to argue about it. Burn Mac 'n Cheeze. I mean, come on!!! One time I went to walmart and forgot my phone in the car. Apparently she called (during the 10 minutes that I was at walmart) and when I got home she was crying because "I didn't love her anymore". Of course I didn't answer the phone because I didn't love her, what other explanation could there be? Pouring half a gallon of gasoline on a fire and lighting it with a match, then trying the same thing again after the 3rd degree burns had healed. I could list things all day long,, but on to the next topic. Crazy stuff I've seen men do... Get into a fistfight over a sporting event. Get into a fistfight when another guy accidentally bumped into his girlfriend and spilled SOME of her drink. Punch a (insert hard solid object here) and break his hand. Attach a bottlerocket to a cat. The moral of the story, men are violent, women are just crazy.
Disclaimer:: This does not apply to all men/women, but since the question was raised, I felt the need to rise to the challenge. And yes, these are all true eye-witness accounts. I know at least 2 women that I would never in my life dare to call crazy and would defend them to the death against someone who said they were. As far as men being violent, also almost always the case but myself I get upset when I mow my lawn thinking about how many innocent lives that my lawnmower has taken. I do still get violent with innanimate objects though, so I guess I'm not completely safe there. 
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it'd be nice to see some examples of these nutty things to which you refer. During a conversation speaking literally and the other person throws in some 'what ifs?'. Later on, when you both refer to that conversation, there is a lack of recollecting between what was said literally and what one person 'wanted' to hear. This is when somebody is called nuts. If women have more complex brains than men like somebody stated, why do they expect men to read them?
Nah, they just need a guy who wants to understand, shows that they care and is alot of fun.
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it'd be nice to see some examples of these nutty things to which you refer. During a conversation speaking literally and the other person throws in some 'what ifs?'. Later on, when you both refer to that conversation, there is a lack of recollecting between what was said literally and what one person 'wanted' to hear. This is when somebody is called nuts. If women have more complex brains than men like somebody stated, why do they expect men to read them?
Nah, they just need a guy who wants to understand, shows that they care and is alot of fun.
In made up fairy tales |
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it'd be nice to see some examples of these nutty things to which you refer. During a conversation speaking literally and the other person throws in some 'what ifs?'. Later on, when you both refer to that conversation, there is a lack of recollecting between what was said literally and what one person 'wanted' to hear. This is when somebody is called nuts. If women have more complex brains than men like somebody stated, why do they expect men to read them?
Nah, they just need a guy who wants to understand, shows that they care and is alot of fun.
In made up fairy tales
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it'd be nice to see some examples of these nutty things to which you refer. During a conversation speaking literally and the other person throws in some 'what ifs?'. Later on, when you both refer to that conversation, there is a lack of recollecting between what was said literally and what one person 'wanted' to hear. This is when somebody is called nuts. If women have more complex brains than men like somebody stated, why do they expect men to read them?
Nah, they just need a guy who wants to understand, shows that they care and is alot of fun.
I was told they were all here on mingle.. |
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it'd be nice to see some examples of these nutty things to which you refer. During a conversation speaking literally and the other person throws in some 'what ifs?'. Later on, when you both refer to that conversation, there is a lack of recollecting between what was said literally and what one person 'wanted' to hear. This is when somebody is called nuts. If women have more complex brains than men like somebody stated, why do they expect men to read them?
Nah, they just need a guy who wants to understand, shows that they care and is alot of fun.
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we are only nuts
cuz we don't have any
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I always thought men liked lipstick on their dipstick!!
That is quite different...
Honestly. Have yet to meet one that would put lipstick there. and do anything but leave me frustrated. |
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it'd be nice to see some examples of these nutty things to which you refer. During a conversation speaking literally and the other person throws in some 'what ifs?'. Later on, when you both refer to that conversation, there is a lack of recollecting between what was said literally and what one person 'wanted' to hear. This is when somebody is called nuts. If women have more complex brains than men like somebody stated, why do they expect men to read them?
Nah, they just need a guy who wants to understand, shows that they care and is alot of fun.
In made up fairy tales
Can I watch?
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we are only nuts cuz we don't have any
Good answer
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I always thought men liked lipstick on their dipstick!!
That is quite different...
Honestly. Have yet to meet one that would put lipstick there. and do anything but leave me frustrated.
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we are only nuts cuz we don't have any
Thank goodness... would be kinda akward if you did. |
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it'd be nice to see some examples of these nutty things to which you refer. During a conversation speaking literally and the other person throws in some 'what ifs?'. Later on, when you both refer to that conversation, there is a lack of recollecting between what was said literally and what one person 'wanted' to hear. This is when somebody is called nuts. If women have more complex brains than men like somebody stated, why do they expect men to read them?
Nah, they just need a guy who wants to understand, shows that they care and is alot of fun.
In made up fairy tales
Can I watch?
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