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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 51 | |
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Dear diary.....Ive made the most disgusting food all day!!! I give up!!!! Im eating more joe Louis chocolatey cakes!!!
 <----hucks another meal in the garbage!! 
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I love you
walmart!!! 
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ROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
ANNE....... YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!!! 
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GYPS!!!!
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Dear Diary;
I went out to the animal shelter today to surround myself with kittens and cats and cheer myself up. I walked into the "new" kitten room (where the new arrivals go so they can get used to the new environment) and guess who was there? MR. EX-GF'S-BF! I just politely said hello to him, and looked at me, and walked out of the room! I actually got a good look at him this time, because the first time I was super pissy that he was there and got a mean cat to attack his face. And hes fraking uglier than me! I thought I was the ugliest, fattest, hairiest guy in the world, but damn hes worse off than me! Hes totally fatter, he has moobs that people could milk! Compared to him, I have no moobs! And he has a straggly beard that had bits of crap in it O_O And he stunk. I don't think he showered that day. So yes, I'm happy right now knowing that I'm the better man compared to him, even tho he stole my ex gf from under me. 
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eh if he stole her, she wasn't worth keepin...
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cloudy at least you didnt turn her gay !
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do a little dance.......
make a little love......... get down tonight ........ oh ya get down tonight ! 
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Dear Diary; I went out to the animal shelter today to surround myself with kittens and cats and cheer myself up. I walked into the "new" kitten room (where the new arrivals go so they can get used to the new environment) and guess who was there? MR. EX-GF'S-BF! I just politely said hello to him, and looked at me, and walked out of the room! I actually got a good look at him this time, because the first time I was super pissy that he was there and got a mean cat to attack his face. And hes fraking uglier than me! I thought I was the ugliest, fattest, hairiest guy in the world, but damn hes worse off than me! Hes totally fatter, he has moobs that people could milk! Compared to him, I have no moobs! And he has a straggly beard that had bits of crap in it O_O And he stunk. I don't think he showered that day. So yes, I'm happy right now knowing that I'm the better man compared to him, even tho he stole my ex gf from under me. 
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do a little dance....... make a little love......... get down tonight ........ oh ya get down tonight ! |
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{{{purple}}}
 lets run away toghter........ where nobody could ever find us..... 
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and i got choc. milk and cookie's ......
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there you go again promising cookies when you eated them already!
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who sing's room 21........
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there you go again promising cookies when you eated them already! 
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there you go again promising cookies when you eated them already! well, she does now!  thats for eatin my cookie!
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Dear diary......work tonight was INTENSE!!! Full of near death, blue fingernails, purple faces, CPR, ambulances.....deja vu!!!
 Im starting to think Im the Black Widow!!
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