and for the murderer on the go there is tide to go pen

and for the murderer on the go there is tide to go pen

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!



In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate uncaring bastard of a husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a real pain in the ***. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood all over my new white blouse!



I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that kind and considerate detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse came back negative and that I was no longer a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

Whew, what a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

and for the murderer on the go there is tide to go pen

From the desk of the The CEO of Proctor & Gamble

Thank you for your recent letter, which was passed on to me by our Customer Care department and while they were ecstatic about your complete satisfaction, they were horrified to learn about the mitigating circumstances of disappearance of your husband.

We must admit that we put a lot of care in designing our products to fit the needs of the consumers and we are pleased to inform you that most letters we get from ladies in your age group indicate to the effectiveness of this product in removal of blood stains. I must admit that the advent of production of Tampons in Ireland by our group of companies has somewhat reduced the number of letters received by ladies of younger age appraising Tide.

We are assuming that upon completion of official proceedings by the police you may wish to continue with your social activities and may we be bold enough to suggest that you refrain in ventures that may require use of our product in the extraordinary circumstances on dates which may coincide with the natural feminine cycle, assuring you that the condition is temporary and within a short space of time the matter will be resolved

Your truely

A. G. Lafley
Chairman and CEO of Proctor and Gamble




No we know what may happens to your dates who happen to go out with you on certain times of the month