>> >The FBI
had an opening for an assassin. After all the
>>
>background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3
finalists; two men and a woman.
>> >
>> >For
the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
>>
> large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you
will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the
room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair Kill her!!"
>> > The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home."
>> >
>> > The second man was given the same instructions. He took
the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife." The agent "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
home."
>> >
>> > Finally, it was the
woman's turn. She was given the same
>> > instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
>>
> Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat
him to death with the chair."
>> >
>> >
MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them


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"Honey, I think we should sell all of the guns."

"and chairs"

you gave me a idea for a poem
look at the topic under crazy

I don't think the FBI could build a case against her no matter how hard they tried!

All in the name of love...............for the FBI.

Women are crazy..

Lol i can totally see myy wife doing that lol not really shes 2 sweet