There was a guy speeding down the highway, and gets pulled over
the cop asks can i see your dirvers liscens registration,
the guy replies i cant my liscense is suspended and i stole the car and
i killed a guy and put him i the trunk with the pistol in the glove box,
the cop says stay right here im gonna get the sheriff.
when the sheriff shows up he asks for liscense and registration,
amd the man says sure here you are, the sheriff asks can you open the
glove box, the guy replies sure, and theres nothing there, then the
sheriff asks can you open the trunk, again the guy says sure, and again
there is nothing there, so the sheriff says my officer said that you
told him you had a suspended liscense, and you stole the car and you
killed a guy put him in the trunk and had the gun in the glove box, the
guy replies i bet you that son of a bitch probably told you i was
speeding too.

that is funny i have to admit. clever aswell

another good one....LMAO

THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY I HAVE TO ADMIT