The husband had just finished
reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE THE
MAN OF YOUR
HOUSE".
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house
and my word is Law. You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I'm finished eating my
meal,you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
have the kind of sex that I want. After wards, you are going to draw me a
bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife
replied, "The f * c k i n' funeral director would be my first
guess."