John the toilet
Laid to rest at
Utah restaurant

CENTERVILLE, Utah (AP)
--John, a porcelain commode
gunned down in accidental
shooting at a fast restaurant’s
bathroom, has died.
His age was not immediately know.

The toilet was shattered by a bullet
Jan, 12 when a man’s gun fell from its
Holster as he was pulling up his pants,
Police said. Police do not plan to file
Criminal charges in connection with
The incident.

Christian Martinez, manager of the
Carl’sJr. Where john was gunned down

Held a memorial service Friday at the
Restaurant .He gave away bottles of John’s
Favorite toilet cleaner,Kaboom Bowl Blaster,
To the eatery’s first patrons.

A bountiful flower shop provided
A large floral arrangement.

”In all my years, I can say without a doubt
that I have never delivered for a toilet.”
Said deliveryman Doug Gramham,
“but I thought it was the funniest thing
I’ve ever heard. I got a kick out of it.”

Remnants of John hit and cut the gun owner’s
Arm , but he was not seriously injured.

Police blamed John’s death on the gun and style of the holster
The man was using.
‘He was survived by the men’s urinal and wash sink,”
said Martinez.”He left us way to soon.”

i actually seen this joke before, and yea it is funny

Now if I really read that in the paper, I would frame it as a piece of work. It's not often to get a toilet memorial in the paper.

i know that poor toilet i still have the clipping and have it hanging lol

oh my..

and the moral of the story

anyone