> The teacher gave her fifth grade class
an
assignment: Get their parents
> to tell them a story with a
moral at the end of it.
> The next day the kids came back and

one-by-one began to tell their
> stories. "Johnny, do
you
have a story to share?" the teacher asked.
>
"Yes
ma'am," Johnny replied. "My daddy told me a
story about my
Aunt
> Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert
Storm and her plane got
hit.
> "She had to bail out
over enemy territory and all
she had was a small
> flask of
whiskey, a pistol, and a survival
knife.
> "She drank
the whiskey on the way down so it
wouldn't break, and then
> her parachute landed right in the
middle of 20 enemy troops.
She shot 15
> of them with the gun!
until she ran out of
bullets, killed 4 more with
> the knife till
the blade
broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with
> her
bare
hands."
> "Good heavens," cried the horrified
teacher. "What kind of moral did
> your daddy give you
from
this horrible story?"
>
> "Stay the
hell away
from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking."

Hell yeah! Go Aunt Nancy!