A man walks into a bar with a

paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The

bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.


The
man
reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9' high
and sets
him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and
pulls out a
small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He
reaches into the
bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench,
which he places in front
of the piano. The little man sits down at
the piano, and starts playing a
beautiful piece by Mozart!

'Where on earth did you get that?'
says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the
paper bag. This time he
pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it
to the
bartender and says:
'Here. Rub it.'


So the bartender
rubs the lamp,
and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie
is
standing before him.

'I will grant you one wish ... Just
one wish ... each person is only allowed one!'

The bartender

gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want A million
bucks!'



A few moments later, a duck walks into the
bar. It is
soon followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty
soon, the entire
bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender
turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think
your Genie's' a little deaf. I
asked for a million bucks, not a
million Ducks.'

"No
kidding!' says the man, 'do you
really think I asked for a 9 inch
Pianist?"


KEEP SMILING!!!

I love that word..pianist!