A guy walks into a bar after a hard day's work. After a few seconds he notices that he stumbled into a gay bar. But he was so tired that he just went ahead and sat down. He asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says in a feminine voice, I can only serve you if you tell me the name of your penis. The man looks surprised and asks, "Why would I name my penis?" The bartender says, "Oh, it's what we all do here." The man then says, "Well, may I ask what you call your penis. The bartender says, "I call my Timex, because it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin". The man says, "Well, gimme a moment to think about that one."

The man looks to his left and sees a couple of lovers sippin on a fruity margarita. After the man gains some courage he asks the couple, "So...what do you both call your penis?" One gay man replied, "I call mine Snickers, because it always satisfies." The other said, "Mine is Nike. Just do it". Then the man turns to his right and sees a burly gay biker, and asks him what his penis was called. The biker replied, "I call mine Ford. Have you driven a Ford lately"?

Finally, the man says, "Ok, I got it. I'll call my penis Secret." The bartender says, "One beer comin up...by the way, why do you call yours Secret"? The man replies, "Because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman".

that was soooo funny...

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