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Topic: Don't Look In The Cabinet!
Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 08/06/09 07:25 PM
The worst thing I ever saw in a bathroom was over at this nasty-azz chick's house. She was a friend of a friend & I had to ask to use the restroom...we were drinking beer... Without batting an eyelash, she directs me to the front b-room...I turn on the light & she's got...I KID YOU NOT!...EIGHT freshly washed sex toys of the most bizarre kind...even a butt plug with a damn horse's tail hanging out of it...arranged on the sink...FREAK! I did "hover-craft...no way was I gonna sit down...came back out & she was starring at me with rapt attention...I just acted like nothing was weird...but I left shortly...what a pig!

HockeyChick Joined Thu 10/23/08 Posts: 4194	Thu 08/06/09 07:29 PM
maybe after a time, but definitely not after the first date

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Thu 08/06/09 07:31 PM
At least they were freshly washed......

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 08/06/09 07:35 PM
At least they were freshly washed...... UGH! That girl was NARSTY! Her house smelled like chili & dead sex...blah!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 08/06/09 07:36 PM
At least they were freshly washed...... UGH! That girl was NARSTY! Her house smelled like chili & dead sex...blah! What was her address again?

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 08/06/09 07:37 PM
At least they were freshly washed...... UGH! That girl was NARSTY! Her house smelled like chili & dead sex...blah! What was her address again? Romford, England...

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Thu 08/06/09 07:39 PM
At least they were freshly washed...... UGH! That girl was NARSTY! Her house smelled like chili & dead sex...blah! Theres nothing wrong with chili...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 08/06/09 07:39 PM
At least they were freshly washed...... UGH! That girl was NARSTY! Her house smelled like chili & dead sex...blah! What was her address again? Romford, England... Now that doesnt surprise me! haha

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 08/06/09 07:41 PM
At least they were freshly washed...... UGH! That girl was NARSTY! Her house smelled like chili & dead sex...blah! Theres nothing wrong with chili... Yuck! To this day, that smell makes me think of her...ralphgorkblech

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 08/06/09 07:43 PM
The worst thing I ever saw in a bathroom was over at this nasty-azz chick's house. She was a friend of a friend & I had to ask to use the restroom...we were drinking beer... Without batting an eyelash, she directs me to the front b-room...I turn on the light & she's got...I KID YOU NOT!...EIGHT freshly washed sex toys of the most bizarre kind...even a butt plug with a damn horse's tail hanging out of it...arranged on the sink...FREAK! I did "hover-craft...no way was I gonna sit down...came back out & she was starring at me with rapt attention...I just acted like nothing was weird...but I left shortly...what a pig! I have to ask.. HOW DID YOU KNOW that they were all freshly washed?! You can tell that without smelling them can you?

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 08/06/09 07:45 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO, Dan, you twit! There was water all over the sink & the ponytail on the fist-sized butt plug was wet...

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 08/06/09 07:46 PM
The worst thing I ever saw in a bathroom was over at this nasty-azz chick's house. She was a friend of a friend & I had to ask to use the restroom...we were drinking beer... Without batting an eyelash, she directs me to the front b-room...I turn on the light & she's got...I KID YOU NOT!...EIGHT freshly washed sex toys of the most bizarre kind...even a butt plug with a damn horse's tail hanging out of it...arranged on the sink...FREAK! I did "hover-craft...no way was I gonna sit down...came back out & she was starring at me with rapt attention...I just acted like nothing was weird...but I left shortly...what a pig! I have to ask.. HOW DID YOU KNOW that they were all freshly washed?! You can tell that without smelling them can you? she hovered over them and liked um all...lol

adj4u Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 21254	Thu 08/06/09 07:47 PM
The worst thing I ever saw in a bathroom was over at this nasty-azz chick's house. She was a friend of a friend & I had to ask to use the restroom...we were drinking beer... Without batting an eyelash, she directs me to the front b-room...I turn on the light & she's got...I KID YOU NOT!...EIGHT freshly washed sex toys of the most bizarre kind...even a butt plug with a damn horse's tail hanging out of it...arranged on the sink...FREAK! I did "hover-craft...no way was I gonna sit down...came back out & she was starring at me with rapt attention...I just acted like nothing was weird...but I left shortly...what a pig! I have to ask.. HOW DID YOU KNOW that they were all freshly washed?! You can tell that without smelling them can you? and do pigs wash their sex toys insert head scratching emoticon here

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 08/06/09 07:51 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO, Dan, you twit! There was water all over the sink & the ponytail on the fist-sized butt plug was wet... This is just getting worse. HOW DID YOU KNOW that was water?! You can tell that without tasting it can you?!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 08/06/09 07:53 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO, Dan, you twit! There was water all over the sink & the ponytail on the fist-sized butt plug was wet... This is just getting worse. HOW DID YOU KNOW that was water?! You can tell that without tasting it can you?! STOP IT! Now you're NARSTY, too!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 08/06/09 07:55 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOO, Dan, you twit! There was water all over the sink & the ponytail on the fist-sized butt plug was wet... This is just getting worse. HOW DID YOU KNOW that was water?! You can tell that without tasting it can you?! STOP IT! Now you're NARSTY, too! We all are in Romford, England!

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Thu 08/06/09 07:55 PM
maybe after a time, but definitely not after the first date Thats what I was thinking. She gets into all kinds of things on that first date.....

northshore11 Joined Tue 07/28/09 Posts: 98	Thu 08/06/09 07:56 PM Edited by northshore11 on Thu 08/06/09 08:10 PM
I might bring it up eventually. But not right away. Perhaps some male relatives spent a few days at her house and they left some of their things. That has happened to me before.

daytime Joined Sat 04/25/09 Posts: 2735	Thu 08/06/09 07:57 PM
So you look in the drawers of your first date.... Oh HELL no! I can't stand snoopers...I've even set up lil traps for snoopers before. The best one is putting marbles in the medicine cabinet...Snoopy opens it up & CRASH...they ain't gonna have time to think up a lie for that one! And yes...I chose to ignore the pun! All I know it that I am going to go out and buy some marbles ASAP.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Thu 08/06/09 07:58 PM
maybe after a time, but definitely not after the first date Thats what I was thinking. She gets into all kinds of things on that first date..... She, who? I said in my OP that I don't recommend snooping, ya' big silly!