Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my Breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow . . .
then every day take a piece of toilet paper
and rub it between your Breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my Breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my Breasts every day will make my Breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says . . . .

"Worked for your Butt, didn't it !!?!?!?!?!?!?! "

Ooooooh! That's cold!

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