I was petrified...kept thinking I could never live without you by my
side....but then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me
wrong....and I grew strong and I learned how to get along

this could be a gay song lol idk.......

I WILL SURVIVE...... OHHH TO HELL WITH IT ALREADY....

NOW IM GONNA JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa starts to dance around the room

ummmm its raining men hallelueiyah???? lol

you shoulda changed those stupid locks

Yea but we didnt Big Pappa so come on in already!

cut my life into pieces........this is my last resort!!! suffocation no
breathing dont give a f**k if I cover your .......

If i fell in love with you, would you promise to be true, and help me
understand

cause Ive been in love before and ive found love was more than just
holding hands......

loosen up my button's baby

20 20 24 hours to goooooooo......I wanna be sedated......nothing to do
nowhere to gooooooooo...I wanna be sedated.......

LMAO! GYPSY,MY FIRST THOUGHTS WHEN I SAW THE THREAD WERE..
I WAS PETRIFIED.KEPT THINKING I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY
SIDE...BUT THEN I SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS THINKING HOW YOU DID ME WRONG...




AND I GREW STRONG AND I LEARNED HOW TO GET ALONG....




IM A LIL BORED TOO...CAN YA TELL??

Gypsy, those thoughts are even worse when it is a seperation by death.
You never really stop getting them. Least not for me.
Seperation by divorce is much different.

MALE VERSION

First I was afraid I was petrified
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head.
If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed…
I tried to go, walk out the door
But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore
And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that your big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace
I want to go, I've got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut.
God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.
Please let me go, I'm getting scared
There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad,
God what made me want to court her?
With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water
It's time to go, run out the door
She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor
I don't think there's anything worse than the al-co-hol-ics curse.
I WILL SURVIVE !

To which the girls reply.........

FEMALE VERSION

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
By the ugly w***er that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head,
If I'd know for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed...
I tried to go, walk out the door.
But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor.
Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,
But I'd rather look at that, than at your F###ing ugly face...!
I want to go, I've got to leave.
Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave.
I only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer
Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like Richard Gere !
Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly p**ck
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely
flat
But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you tw*t.
It's time to go, run out the door.
You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun
Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me want to be a nun !
I WILL SURVIVE!!

Sorry I had to share it.