A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc? I'm I'm going on my honeymoon next week

and my fiancee is still a virgin- in every way"

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal

and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint

and taped it all together; an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on the honeymoon.

That night in the hotel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts.

She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these".

He immediately drops his pants and replies,.............

"Look at this, still in the CRATE!"