A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Bugatti
Veyron 16.4. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it
sets him back $1.24M. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so,
stops
for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old)
pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of
the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

The young man replies "A 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16.4. It cost $1.24M.

"That's a lot of money" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so
much?

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude
proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside? "Sure," replies the
owner.

So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning
back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nice car, all
right!"

Just then, the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
reads 320 MPH.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,
whhhoossh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my
16.4?" the young man asks himself.

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes
by again, heading the opposite direction! And, it almost looked like the
old man on the moped! "Couldn't e," thinks the guy. "How could a moped
outrun a Bugatti?"

Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh

Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear
end. The young man jumps out, and good grief, it is the old man!!! Of
course the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to
the dying old man and says, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do
for you?"

The old man groans and replies "Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your
side-view mirror!"

What to fast 4 ya

I didn't see that punch line coming.

I just told that one to the guys here at work and they thought it was
great!!

another good one loves2please!!! 5 stars