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Topic: Why Do All Ostriches.....
fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 07/29/09 07:17 PM




I don't know...but I found a nickel in a splat of cow poop once....


One might be forgiven for asking why you were looking in there....??




Because it was shiny and I like shiny things?


OK, but it would take more than a nickel to get me to go in there....




Hmmm...that gives me an idea...

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Wed 07/29/09 07:18 PM



I dunno but I once had a blanket made out of Ostrich feathers...I think it came a really fat Ostrich...that smoked.


Those are the best kind -- the nicotene works as a sort of natural adhesive, holding the feathers together for years and years until PETA shows up and burns down your house.


Notice I said I "once" had a blanket. I gave it away after waking up one morning to a bunch of pissed off Ostriches in my front yard. Sacres me more than PETA


Funny how neither has a sense of humor. "No time for joking around, we have to push this whale back into the ocean so he can bump some dolphins into a tuna net."


fullmoonfairy's photo
Wed 07/29/09 07:28 PM




I dunno but I once had a blanket made out of Ostrich feathers...I think it came a really fat Ostrich...that smoked.


Those are the best kind -- the nicotene works as a sort of natural adhesive, holding the feathers together for years and years until PETA shows up and burns down your house.


Notice I said I "once" had a blanket. I gave it away after waking up one morning to a bunch of pissed off Ostriches in my front yard. Sacres me more than PETA


Funny how neither has a sense of humor. "No time for joking around, we have to push this whale back into the ocean so he can bump some dolphins into a tuna net."




I only eat dolphin-free tuna.

hereformore's photo
Wed 07/29/09 07:28 PM




I dunno but I once had a blanket made out of Ostrich feathers...I think it came a really fat Ostrich...that smoked.


Those are the best kind -- the nicotene works as a sort of natural adhesive, holding the feathers together for years and years until PETA shows up and burns down your house.


Notice I said I "once" had a blanket. I gave it away after waking up one morning to a bunch of pissed off Ostriches in my front yard. Sacres me more than PETA


Funny how neither has a sense of humor. "No time for joking around, we have to push this whale back into the ocean so he can bump some dolphins into a tuna net."


rofl rofl rofl OMG...too funny

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