| Topic: Why Do All Ostriches..... | |
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| I don't know...but I found a nickel in a splat of cow poop once.... One might be forgiven for asking why you were looking in there....?? Because it was shiny and I like shiny things? OK, but it would take more than a nickel to get me to go in there.... Hmmm...that gives me an idea... | |
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| I dunno but I once had a blanket made out of Ostrich feathers...I think it came a really fat Ostrich...that smoked. Those are the best kind -- the nicotene works as a sort of natural adhesive, holding the feathers together for years and years until PETA shows up and burns down your house. Funny how neither has a sense of humor. "No time for joking around, we have to push this whale back into the ocean so he can bump some dolphins into a tuna net." | |
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| I dunno but I once had a blanket made out of Ostrich feathers...I think it came a really fat Ostrich...that smoked. Those are the best kind -- the nicotene works as a sort of natural adhesive, holding the feathers together for years and years until PETA shows up and burns down your house. Funny how neither has a sense of humor. "No time for joking around, we have to push this whale back into the ocean so he can bump some dolphins into a tuna net." I only eat dolphin-free tuna. | |
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| I dunno but I once had a blanket made out of Ostrich feathers...I think it came a really fat Ostrich...that smoked. Those are the best kind -- the nicotene works as a sort of natural adhesive, holding the feathers together for years and years until PETA shows up and burns down your house. Funny how neither has a sense of humor. "No time for joking around, we have to push this whale back into the ocean so he can bump some dolphins into a tuna net."      OMG...too funny | |
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