If you want to torment the little woman be sure to mumble everything that comes out of your mouth. Even just the basic yes, no, I dunno, don't care can be made inaudible with little effort. You can do it. This puts a spark in communication. Be diligent about the toilet seat. Leave it down in the daytime but at night when it's dark leave it up. What a surprise the Mrs will have hitting that cold porcelin.
Make a peanut butter sandwich just before dinner. She'll like that. Watch her face.
Turn on the t.v. and watch all the Most Amazing, Most Stupid, Most Annoying, Most In-bred, Most Dangerous, video shows you can find. Line 'em up. Be sure to call her into the room every 4 seconds to "Come see this! Come see this!"
Ahhh, marriage.

LOL, not the kind of tormenting I was talking about, but it does sound interesting LOL