I know it's likely been done before, but theres' a lot of dreaming going on out there, right?
Here's mine:
I'm flying over a lush, mountainous jungle terrain...picture the Amazon river basin. Waterfalls, very narrow, foliage-covered hills jutting upward.
There are a few of these hills which are flat on top, like a mesa in the desert. Upon these are the encampments of aliens bent on enslaving the human race.
Seeing that I can fly threatens them.
So they go into the jungle, capturing, and killing, a gorilla, and an eagle.
Through their advanced technology, they suture the wings of the eagle onto the severed forearm of the gorilla. This creates a grotesque animal which can fly through the air, capturing things in the forearms' grip, crushing it.
I'm flying around, and suddenly, the thing is directly behind me, grasping for my feet.
It is gaining on me. In desperation, I fly directly toward one of the mountains, fast as I can fly. I wait until the last possible moment, and pull up, just missing the side of the mountain.
The creature isn't so lucky.
Later, flying around, I'm soaring over a green meadow. In the middle of the meadow are three nuns, each swinging in a tire-swing on a frame.
I fly down to begin a conversation with the nun in the middle. We fall in love, have a child, and this child grows up to save the world from the aliens.
Here's another:
I'm flying again over a green meadow, this time with a red barn in the middle of it. Suddenly I'm very frightened (I felt this fear while dreaming). I fly down into the open hayloft, to peer up into the sky. Just as I did so, a red dragon flies high overhead, breathing fire.
Top that.

wow..i can't...

I think I cold top it but why? Would take your post in a new direction and I like this one.

You wouldn't understand it.

weirdest dream? not really sure but i must have had a great dream lastnight because when i got up this morning i still had a hard-on from it

My weirdest dream happened to be a nightmare which made me cry for a whole day and to this day I have not forgotten and pray never comes true...

Ohhh...grneyed...please don't cry...

Many of our dreams are soon forgotten or just fade away over time,

i can't. its vulgar and corruptive and scary.

it wouldn't be appropriate for me to do so.

I have a re occuring dream. I go to school , don't know what kind of a school it is..and after a while I notice, that I don't have any pants on. I forgot to put it on in the morning or something. That's it.

I have had this damn continued dream, year after year,,,the SAME DREAM,,,I join this Internet site thats a dating site like this one,,then someone writes me and wants to know whats the weirdest DREAM I have ever had and then I start to tell them,when,,,'JUST THAT MOMENT' I realize ITS MY REPEATED DREAM all over again, and remembering what happened at the end was ,,,,,,,,,just to much.

OK,,so I had ya for a moment anyway,,,RIGHT,,,wink.

I rarely ever dream and remember....


BUT,,,I do have one million wheels of constant thoughts turning at every second....of every hour, ,,,of every day,,,of each year..
Does THAT count???? lol,lol

I have the most incredible dreams, and nightmares, but mostly I forget them. One I remember though, as it was so spectacular in my minds eye, and I will try to describe it.

The world is about to end, and I am alone in a plain like area, with a shack behind me. I see a colossal meteor come crashing down onto the planet, and flames engulf everything in view, until finally they come to consume me. Yet I'm not, and I live. I wake up and find the earth has turned on its axis, and I am on some sort of rock cliff with a waterfall.

I follow the waterfall and look out, to see a vast ocean where once there was only plains. But then something happens, and great pillars start to rise up from the sea, one by one, forming a dock, and finally a gigantic ship rises out of the water. I remember thinking wow.

I made my way to the ship and I was suprised I found other survivors. We decide to take the ship out for whatever reason I forget. We have food and water, and we start to come upon this lush jungle land, and we enter this canal thing. We realize then we are being followed, by something very sinister. Something that wants us dead.

Then I remember getting in the powerboat and rushing off with the thing chasing us, I remember one of us getting knocked into the water with the boat propeller killing him, I remember jumping a sandbar and a log, and losing the threat in a new jungle/series of canals.

It was all very crazy, and vivid and when I woke I remember thinking wow, that was insane. Which is why I remember so much of it lol.

I was in Tokyo in the skid row part of town with a buddy of mine. We were driving around and spotted a couple of topless american girls. We offered them a ride one climbed in the back with him one in the front of the car with me.

After awhile driving I dont know why, but I slammed on the brakes. All of a sudden everyone was running. I didnt know why, but I started running with them. I found one of the girls dead in a garbage can and the other dead in a locker.

I went back to my hotel room. When I walked though the door I looked to the left and saw a dead asian woman in my bathtub. Before I knew it there was a knock at the door. The police came in and looked in the bathroom. When I tried explaining they told me not to worry that it happens all the time.

They left, then I left too. I started walking around and came across the dead woman in the locker. I started to make love to her....


Thats when I awoke.

Now thats' an epic dream!

You awoke? Good. Musta been the smell from the bad sushi those girls had eaten, shortly before hitching a ride with you. Deadly stuff, bad sushi, eh?

If I do, will you interpret it?

I did have a dreamers' dictionary once, and it seemed on target. From what I remember, dreaming of snakes is good, dreaming of spiders is bad, and Socrates and all the great philosiphers all agree that dreaming that you're flying is symbolic of your ambitions.
I've been advised that, in this day and age, interpreting dreams is not a good idea.
We can't have any fun nowadays!