She was horrible there...everyone hated her...

Is that true here too???

haha ya all the women with big azzzzzzzzes hated me and jess and invisible!!!!! It could have been my name.....wetpanties!!!

That spawned a group with new nicknames, like drypanties and Krustyknickers...

Jess, Kat and Joel were bad here, huh?

I better check my tongue at the door.

no killing

Well....after they banned me for being wetpanties I came up with dryknickers!!! God forbid I put my picture up!!! The big azzzzzzzes went mental!!!

Not yet......

OK 1 more smoke and Im putting on the horse racing music!!!

thats funny ! you got booted again !

Dear diary, hangover gone. Bike all checked out and packed. Woke up the reptilian alien and put him on the bike. Wind changed from out of the north to out of the south to now out of the east. Get gas, wash the bugs off my helmet and .......here we go again! Should be a mellow cruise.

eeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwww its a little bit cloudy today
it cant do THAT!
I wanna go swimming at midnight tonight

Dear Diary



How to tell apart different alien species


Step 1

Recognize grays, the most frequent alien visitor to earth, by their large, insect like eyes. They tend to have gray, hairless and rough skin. These are the aliens reported to have crashed in Roswell in 1947 and have allegedly abducted humans around the world.

Step 2

Look for scales, forked tongues and other reptile qualities in the many species that fall under the reptilian umbrella. With several subspecies, these aliens adapt to their surroundings. The most commonly seen are reptoids, who are humanoids reported as abducting people around the world. Native American folklore speaks of reptile creatures from the stars that have been forced underground.

Step 3

Know that little green may be real, or at least they were. Martians have not been spotted recently, but evidence suggests that they did in fact exist. According to eyewitness accounts, these aliens tend to be quite short, only a couple feet tall, and have antenna.

Step 4

Identify the Ancients by their praying mantis-like appearance. Many believe these were the first aliens to visit earth, and they are often found in Phoenician history and writing.

Step 5

Look for tall, blond Scandinavians who can often pass as humans. These humaniods are known by many names, including the nordics, pleiadean and aghartians. They are most easily distinguished from humans by their abnormal height. Some believe that the nordics are of human ancestry, but have since migrated to a new planet.

Step 6

Look the alien in the eyes. While aliens come in many shapes and forms, they are easily recognized by their eyes. There seems to be a general agreement that aliens, even from different species, have cold shiny eyes like those of a reptile or insect.

Stopped and took my first break at mitchell. Got some tea and took my meds. And a quick smoke.

Someone say....CLOUDY!?

The alien complained it was too hot and took all his clothes off.

Stay away from any reptilian looking aliens

I'm just looking out for you folks

I'm totally not ready for work tonight

Me neither and i have been here for two and a half hours

Ok, I've sat around for too long, time to head out and pretend to clean for 8 hours