The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around
the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate
keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony
Blair, maybe Blair’s a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a ****.

how do find time to think of S**** like that.

Lord I don't have that sort of time! I just happened across these things
while "freesurfing". Someone will send me something and I'll follow an
interesting looking link here, then another there or google something
and start following links it leads me to (sort of like a rambling
conversation that starts out about cars and works it's way to string
theory and quantum physics)
It's amazing the things you'll come across if you just let yourself
wander! LOL