...God was waiting for her. "Hungry?" He asked. "Yes, Lord", Mother Teresa replied. God clapped his hands, and an angel floated down to set up two chairs, paper plates, plastic utensils, etc.
He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a can of tuna and a package of saltines.
He scooped out a portion of the tuna for himself, dug out a handful of crackers, then handed what was left to Mother Teresa.
Mother Teresa graciously accepted the food. However, looking far, far below, she noticed that the massive crowd in the "other place" were feasting on steak, lobster, caviar, and other tasty fare, served from silver platters lined with gold. Silver eating utensils flashed as they ate.
The next day, God invited Mother Teresa for dinner again. She obediently complied, and again, paper plates, plastic utensils...tuna and crackers. Looking down again, the inhabitants of "the bad place" were gorging themselves on banana splits, cakes and pies of all kinds, tasty pastries, and other goodies.
The next day, God again invited Mother Teresa for dinner. Same setup, paper plates, plastic utensils...tuna, saltines.
Mother Teresa could hold her tongue no longer. "Lord", she began. "I couldn't help but notice that, though Hell is a place of fire, eternal torment and suffering, they are eating the most delicious-looking foods I've ever seen. However, here in Heaven, you have served me tuna and crackers on paper plates! Wassup?
God brushed some cracker crumbs out of his beard, looked at Mother Teresa, and said, "Mother Teresa, I must tell you. It's just not worth the trouble, cooking only for two!

Cooking for one is even worse.

so true,so true