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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 49
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/27/09 12:17 AM
I have no way to strap cheese to my bike.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/27/09 12:18 AM
btw......I need to know what to wear to the Molly Hatchet concert...... ....a condom?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:19 AM
I have no way to strap cheese to my bike. No......we can buy it when we get there!!! Is crazy brian showing up???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:19 AM
btw......I need to know what to wear to the Molly Hatchet concert...... ....a condom? I dont have a penis though!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/27/09 12:20 AM
I'm f ing rolling. That was a great comeback.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/27/09 12:21 AM
I have no way to strap cheese to my bike. No......we can buy it when we get there!!! Is crazy brian showing up??? ...oh hell no.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/27/09 12:23 AM
I'm buying cheesy poofs.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:23 AM
I'm f ing rolling. That was a great comeback. Ok well......I have no idea what to bring and my hair looks like chit!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:24 AM
I'm buying cheesy poofs. cheeeeeeeeeeeesy poof!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/27/09 12:24 AM
Dress accordingly. Like everyone else.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:27 AM
Dress accordingly. Like everyone else. but we have backstage passes and all the stars will be there!!! Gawwwwwwwwwwwwd thats the last time I ask a guy what to wear!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/27/09 12:28 AM
Band aids and boy shorts? Wedding dress? French maid outfit? Fur strip cavewoman outfit? Mousekateer ears and a bikini?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:30 AM
Band aids are NOT real titty tassels!!! If I were to wear those.....they would have to be those fringey things that you can swing around!!!! bwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:31 AM
Band aids and boy shorts? Wedding dress? French maid outfit? Fur strip cavewoman outfit? Mousekateer ears and a bikini? Those are So done......and not classy!!! I guess I will have to use my own coconut!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:32 AM
OMG!!! LIGHT BULB MOMENT!!!! A COCONUT BRA!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:33 AM
maybe I can get you one too!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/27/09 12:34 AM
Go butch pig lesbian. Oversize sweatshirt full of holes, zuba jock pants, chain drive wallet, doo rag, and a rainbow scarf around your neck. Don't forget your vans sneakers in a gaudy color!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:36 AM
Go butch pig lesbian. Oversize sweatshirt full of holes, zuba jock pants, chain drive wallet, doo rag, and a rainbow scarf around your neck. Don't forget your vans sneakers in a gaudy color! But I dont wanna be a lesbian!!! I was already the gay unibomber once......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 07/27/09 12:37 AM
Copenhagen snuff ring in zubas optional.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 07/27/09 12:38 AM
Copenhagen snuff ring in zubas optional. You can always be the gay one.....just add the broke back mountain boots!! Sorry......I remember you saying that!!!