Topic: 7 Kinds of Sex
brwnkimba's photo
Thu 07/23/09 08:22 PM
Results of recent research shows
that there are 7 kinds of sex .

The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex *
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex *
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy,
you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex*
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually
have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called : *Hallway Sex*
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say
"screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex*
Which means you get Nun in the morning,
Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex*
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: *Social Security Sex*
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

I have enough problems of my own !!!

longislandangel's photo
Thu 07/23/09 08:36 PM
bedroom sex

robert1652's photo
Thu 07/23/09 08:42 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Thu 07/23/09 08:43 PM
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This is hard work and finally

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Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 07/23/09 08:42 PM
That was funny, none apply to me
I have sex alone

robert1652's photo
Thu 07/23/09 08:44 PM

That was funny, none apply to me
I have sex alone
No 5 is off the menu

Deerob's photo
Thu 07/23/09 09:06 PM
What is this thing....sex?

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Thu 07/23/09 10:06 PM
Mom sex!
I'm having sex with my girll friend and my mom is comming in to my room. But i can see her only my girll friend made scary face ... so i figure that she likes it and i've start to push it more ....
frustrated

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Thu 07/23/09 10:13 PM
make beleive sex....I belive I will have sex again some day but, making it happen is anotther story.

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Fri 07/24/09 03:27 AM

Results of recent research shows
that there are 7 kinds of sex .

The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex *
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex *
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy,
you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex*
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually
have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called : *Hallway Sex*
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say
"screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex*
Which means you get Nun in the morning,
Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex*
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: *Social Security Sex*
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

I have enough problems of my own !!!



OUCH!!!!!!!!!! oi!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

robert1652's photo
Fri 07/24/09 08:02 AM
someone has nothing better to do than taking a caricature of a woman wearing thongs
Nice work

echo25078's photo
Fri 07/24/09 08:48 AM
That is to damn funny :laughing: :laughing:

Schwartz84's photo
Fri 07/24/09 09:28 AM
Someone give this person a prize, love the joke sweetieflowerforyou

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Fri 07/24/09 09:34 AM
drinker rofl rofl rofl rofldrinks

Mary1960's photo
Fri 07/24/09 04:06 PM

make believe sex....I believe I will have sex again some day but, making it happen is another story.


That's my kind of sex too! :laughing:

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Fri 07/24/09 08:41 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


make believe sex....I believe I will have sex again some day but, making it happen is another story.


That's my kind of sex too! :laughing:
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl