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Results of recent research shows
that there are 7 kinds of sex . The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy, you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called : *Hallway Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: *Social Security Sex* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own !!! |
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bedroom sex
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Edited by
robert1652
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Thu 07/23/09 08:43 PM
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This is hard work and finally 7 
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That was funny, none apply to me
I have sex alone |
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That was funny, none apply to me I have sex alone 
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What is this thing....sex?
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Mom sex!
I'm having sex with my girll friend and my mom is comming in to my room. But i can see her only my girll friend made scary face ... so i figure that she likes it and i've start to push it more .... 
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make beleive sex....I belive I will have sex again some day but, making it happen is anotther story.
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Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex . The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy, you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called : *Hallway Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: *Social Security Sex* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own !!! OUCH!!!!!!!!!! oi! 
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someone has nothing better to do than taking a caricature of a woman wearing thongs
Nice work |
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That is to damn funny
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Someone give this person a prize, love the joke sweetie
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make believe sex....I believe I will have sex again some day but, making it happen is another story. That's my kind of sex too!
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make believe sex....I believe I will have sex again some day but, making it happen is another story. That's my kind of sex too!
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