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Edited by
Mary1960
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Thu 07/23/09 06:08 AM
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Men Are Like...
Men are like Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like Weather...Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders...You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like Commercials...You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off! Men are like Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature. |
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try a woman then...see how bad that can get
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on that men are like weather...you can't change them,I know that's wrong,before I meet my ex,I was happy,had a lot of money,now that's all changed
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on that men are like weather...you can't change them,I know that's wrong,before I meet my ex,I was happy,had a lot of money,now that's all changed
((((((funnydude))))) 
At least you're on your own now and master of your fate now hon. No one but yourself can TRULY make you miserable. There's always other options. I was abused and miserable, I left my ex poor too, but he deserved it. Takes a real man to abuse a woman in a wheelchair! |
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Men are like pantyhose...
they either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch! |
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Men are like pantyhose... they either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch! you've got THAT right!
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