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"He's Got The Whole World In His Pants"
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Hootie & The Blowfish:
"Hold my hen" |
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"Like a Virgin...touched for the thirty-first time"
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Edited by
auburngirl
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Wed 07/22/09 05:53 PM
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Manfred Mann's Blinded By the Light..."revved up like a deuce another runner in the night" is changed to "wrapped up like a douche I knew the owner every night".
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Culture Club:
Right lyric: "I'll tumble 4 ya, I'll tumble for you" Wrong lyric: "I'll cum before ya, I'll cum before you" |
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Edited by
auburngirl
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Wed 07/22/09 06:04 PM
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"Comma Comma Comma Comedian"
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Human League (now used in a Swiffer TV commercial):
"Don't chew on me, baby" |
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Bon Jovi, Livin' On A Prayer:
"We gotta hold on to what we got, It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not" |
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Whitney Houston:
"I'm shaving off my muff for you" |
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Elton John:
"Someone shaved my wife tonight" |
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KISS, Let's Put The X In Sex:
Right lyric: "You're beggin' for an eyeful, But you only get a peek" Wrong lyric: "You're beggin' for an apple, But you only get a pea" |
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The Monkeys visit the doctor with...
"I'm not your stethoscope" |
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Steppenwolf:
"Bitchin' motor runnin' Head out on the highway, Looking for my dentures" |
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Deep Purple:
"Slow-motion Walter, A fire engine guy" |
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Bachman-Turner Overdrive:
"Baking carrot biscuits" |
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Michael Jackson, Wanna Be Startin' Somethin':
"Mama say Mama saw my moccasin" |
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Elton John:
"Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir" |
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