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a girl clogged up one of my toilets on a recent date. she was definitely a wiper. used about 1/3 of a roll
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a girl clogged up one of my toilets on a recent date. she was definitely a wiper. used about 1/3 of a roll . why didn't she just try to flush a sequoia while she was at it?
i just pictured it. omg i can't stop laughing!! 
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a girl clogged up one of my toilets on a recent date. she was definitely a wiper. used about 1/3 of a roll . why didn't she just try to flush a sequoia while she was at it?
Oh well, caca pasa |
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it was our first date. when i saw it i just said, "uuuhhh, O...K...we'll pick up some drano on the way to dinner." she couldn't believe i was still willing to continue the date
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LOL Why did you still continue the date? And how did it go after that debacle?
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it was our first date. when i saw it i just said, "uuuhhh, O...K...we'll pick up some drano on the way to dinner." she couldn't believe i was still willing to continue the date .
That was waaaay funny! That was very man of you to continue the date and not laugh the whole time!
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Couldve been worse. I had a toilet paper cleptomaniac date. The witch walked off with 8 rolls of my toilet paper in her 3rd world samsonite of a purse out of my bathroom storage closet.
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Couldve been worse. I had a toilet paper cleptomaniac date. The witch walked off with 8 rolls of my toilet paper in her 3rd world samsonite of a purse out of my bathroom storage closet. You have GOT to be kidding about that one! LOL
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But I've dated the 1/2 roll wiper before. Damn 4 flushers.
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Couldve been worse. I had a toilet paper cleptomaniac date. The witch walked off with 8 rolls of my toilet paper in her 3rd world samsonite of a purse out of my bathroom storage closet. You have GOT to be kidding about that one! LOL
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Seen her at a club one night. Had the DJ request a song for "4 ply sally, the toilet paper thief". The whole club laughed.
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Seen her at a club one night. Had the DJ request a song for "4 ply sally, the toilet paper thief". The whole club laughed.
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Couldve been worse. I had a toilet paper cleptomaniac date. The witch walked off with 8 rolls of my toilet paper in her 3rd world samsonite of a purse out of my bathroom storage closet. You have GOT to be kidding about that one! LOL
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it was our first date. when i saw it i just said, "uuuhhh, O...K...we'll pick up some drano on the way to dinner." she couldn't believe i was still willing to continue the date .
I would've held it and went to the restroom at the restaurant 
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Edited by
vortecpowered
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Tue 07/21/09 09:17 PM
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it was our first date. when i saw it i just said, "uuuhhh, O...K...we'll pick up some drano on the way to dinner." she couldn't believe i was still willing to continue the date .
That was waaaay funny! That was very man of you to continue the date and not laugh the whole time!
at least she didn't steal my TP like biker's girl. of course i could deal with that since i scored 16 rolls for $1.27. that's smart shopping! 
i couldn't be too hard on her, i mean everybody does it. they even wrote a book about it. she just happened to be sort of unskilled at it. 
oh, and i had a reason to not laugh...my toilet was clogged with someone else's feces. |
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... That's why nature supplied thos velvety~leafed plants ...
... And more recently, the advent of baby wipes on the shelf above the toilets in all the finest ... 
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Seen her at a club one night. Had the DJ request a song for "4 ply sally, the toilet paper thief". The whole club laughed. Sorry about your Wipe of Luck 
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... Close Swipe ...
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