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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 07/21/09 02:54 AM
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She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment'. My eyes lit up and I thought, I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day. Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about? ' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'.   
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Why doesn't she get the egg timer fixed?
 That was a cool joke, funny 2
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