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| Topic: I'll take You're Gross for the BLOCK | |
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I got my ex-girlfriend a Hummingbird, because it was on sale and waterproof, and she liked to take bath's, one time after a fight we had, because we lived 90 miles apart. Gentlemen, be very careful here, they can take it the wrong way and get very pissed. when my ex and i broke up ... in a fit of anger he threw THE TREASURE CHEST away. i was very very sad that day. :( |
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Forgive me, my sentence was poorly structured. What I meant was, we had a fight, and I bought the toy because we lived 90 miles apart.
But, she took it like a going away present. She really was pissed. |
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I seem to have a knack for double entendrees.
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or entendres... however it's spelled
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yeah thats like something you don't just send to someone in the mail. ya know? i mean you pick it out together in a loving sexy moment at a dirty creepy store surrounded by dudes in trench coats.
:p or you pick it out with your girlfriends like a huge group of them so you're not the only one who is getting off on BOB. or you order online in secrecy. i however... got my first one via my best friends when i was 19 in which they took it out of the package and pressed it against the window in traffic. mortification here i come! |
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I  the block button. just had a dude twice my age message me telling me how he thought i was sexy and adorable and would love to get to know me... i responded with thank you very much for the compliments but the age gap is something i'm not into. in which he replied he had 10 inches to rock my socks and wanted to show me. BLOCK!!! i the block button.  |
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I the block button. just had a dude twice my age message me telling me how he thought i was sexy and adorable and would love to get to know me... i responded with thank you very much for the compliments but the age gap is something i'm not into. in which he replied he had 10 inches to rock my socks and wanted to show me. BLOCK!!! i the block button. LOL a smack him upside the head button! |
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yeah thats like something you don't just send to someone in the mail. Oh I gave it to her in person, and I will have to admit, in retrospect, the look on her face was priceless. I know I sound like a jerk for saying that, but if you saw the way she treated me, you would definitely understand. She never would let me watch her use it though. It took over a month for her to even admit she tried it. $50 down the drain. |
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 I LIKE TO WRITE DIRTY EMAILS TO RANDOM WOMEN
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I LIKE TO WRITE DIRTY EMAILS TO RANDOM WOMEN i'm not random you ***! |
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yeah thats like something you don't just send to someone in the mail. Oh I gave it to her in person, and I will have to admit, in retrospect, the look on her face was priceless. I know I sound like a jerk for saying that, but if you saw the way she treated me, you would definitely understand. She never would let me watch her use it though. It took over a month for her to even admit she tried it. $50 down the drain. yeah there are some women out there who fear the toy. or don't feel its appropriate. then there are those who've tried one and heart it to death. :D |
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yeah thats like something you don't just send to someone in the mail. Oh I gave it to her in person, and I will have to admit, in retrospect, the look on her face was priceless. I know I sound like a jerk for saying that, but if you saw the way she treated me, you would definitely understand. She never would let me watch her use it though. It took over a month for her to even admit she tried it. $50 down the drain. yeah there are some women out there who fear the toy. or don't feel its appropriate. then there are those who've tried one and heart it to death. :D Yeah, I will admit that if a woman got me a pocket p***y, I very seriously doubt that I would have any use for it. But I guess that there's a first time for everything. I'm surprised that A guy twice your age would have as little tact as that though. I hope by the time I'm his age I will have learned how to talk to a lady. |
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This one girl I was dating told me,
"Give me 9 inches of your love and make it hurt!" So... I put it in her three times and slapped her in the face.... |
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I the block button. just had a dude twice my age message me telling me how he thought i was sexy and adorable and would love to get to know me... i responded with thank you very much for the compliments but the age gap is something i'm not into. in which he replied he had 10 inches to rock my socks and wanted to show me. BLOCK!!! i the block button. |
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This one girl I was dating told me, "Give me 9 inches of your love and make it hurt!" So... I put it in her three times and slapped her in the face.... HAHAHAH!!! 
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This one girl I was dating told me, "Give me 9 inches of your love and make it hurt!" So... I put it in her three times and slapped her in the face....
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This one girl I was dating told me, "Give me 9 inches of your love and make it hurt!" So... I put it in her three times and slapped her in the face.... |
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I the block button. just had a dude twice my age message me telling me how he thought i was sexy and adorable and would love to get to know me... i responded with thank you very much for the compliments but the age gap is something i'm not into. in which he replied he had 10 inches to rock my socks and wanted to show me. BLOCK!!! i the block button. five.....five.....five dollar footlooongs |
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I've had those, too. Or the ones that just say "Hi Baby. I think ur hawt!"
 I haven't had to use block though... not replying usually works pretty well.
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I've had those, too. Or the ones that just say "Hi Baby. I think ur hawt!" I haven't had to use block though... not replying usually works pretty well. |
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