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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 48
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 07/22/09 10:37 PM
hunny, im home .... and where is my damn, cookie's and choc. milk at ????? <-----throws a box of peak freans at chevy and I dont have any chocolate milk!!! thank's...nice to see you too ! Heyyyyyyyyyyy where were you when I had to do manual yard work labour!!! i was at work ......... Thats NO EXCUSE!!! I almost touched a DEAD THING......RODENT I dunno what it was. A Gerbil??? did ya poke it with a stick ???? gaaaaaaaaaaaawd Im shuddering right now thinking about it........I almost touched it with my hands!!! I used the rake to put it in the garbage bag!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 07/22/09 10:37 PM
um............................. you've never herd...... what they say.... bout..... guys with BIG trucks ??? have lil penishes??? hhhmmmm, whats that say about my 2001 chevy truck low rider ???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 07/22/09 10:38 PM
Men with toyota corollas have huge penishes!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 07/22/09 10:39 PM
If you own a hyundai......more than likely you have a huge penish!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 07/22/09 10:39 PM
I read it in the Enquirer!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 07/22/09 10:40 PM
it is about weed named "pineaple express" pot smoking, murder, and fukc you's through out with some gay love innuendos .... cokc sucker this and suck my balls that you mofo...etc etc.....I highly recommend it to any one over the age of say......11 ... dd, I just rented and watched "Pineapple express" with several young teenagers(some were my kids)....Damn it was funny but I hope they don't tell their parents I let them watch it!! ???? it was a porno???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 07/22/09 10:40 PM
um............................. you've never herd...... what they say.... bout..... guys with BIG trucks ??? have lil penishes??? hhhmmmm, whats that say about my 2001 chevy truck low rider ??? um....... I donno ...lets see ah...... long legs?

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 07/22/09 10:40 PM
I drive a "smart car"....what does that tell you????? Men with toyota corollas have huge penishes!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 07/22/09 10:40 PM
i just want to say ..... im glad i have you two as friend's !!! purple, gypsy, tonight at work they told us we are going to be layed off again ..... you two made feel a little better !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 07/22/09 10:41 PM
it is about weed named "pineaple express" pot smoking, murder, and fukc you's through out with some gay love innuendos .... cokc sucker this and suck my balls that you mofo...etc etc.....I highly recommend it to any one over the age of say......11 ... dd, I just rented and watched "Pineapple express" with several young teenagers(some were my kids)....Damn it was funny but I hope they don't tell their parents I let them watch it!! ???? it was a porno??? ya Ive watched some movies with my son and then boobs come out and sex and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd.........wth do ya do?????

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 07/22/09 10:41 PM
men with Lamborgini's ...... DONT HAVE A PENISH

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 07/22/09 10:42 PM
i just want to say ..... im glad i have you two as friend's !!! purple, gypsy, tonight at work they told us we are going to be layed off again ..... you two made feel a little better ! AWWW}}}}}}}Chevy{{{{{{{

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 07/22/09 10:42 PM
I drive a "smart car"....what does that tell you????? Men with toyota corollas have huge penishes!!! do you steer with that thing??? I think smart cars are ugly.........sowwwwwwwwwy!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 07/22/09 10:43 PM
i just want to say ..... im glad i have you two as friend's !!! purple, gypsy, tonight at work they told us we are going to be layed off again ..... you two made feel a little better ! Awwwwwwwwwwwww sorry to hear that chevy but at least you get unemployment???? and maybe some time off???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 07/22/09 10:43 PM
it is about weed named "pineaple express" pot smoking, murder, and fukc you's through out with some gay love innuendos .... cokc sucker this and suck my balls that you mofo...etc etc.....I highly recommend it to any one over the age of say......11 ... dd, I just rented and watched "Pineapple express" with several young teenagers(some were my kids)....Damn it was funny but I hope they don't tell their parents I let them watch it!! ???? it was a porno??? ya Ive watched some movies with my son and then boobs come out and sex and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd.........wth do ya do????? even tv shows nipple now AWKWARD!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 07/22/09 10:44 PM
men with Lamborgini's ...... DONT HAVE A PENISH They never do!!! They have Va jay jays!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 07/22/09 10:44 PM
it is about weed named "pineaple express" pot smoking, murder, and fukc you's through out with some gay love innuendos .... cokc sucker this and suck my balls that you mofo...etc etc.....I highly recommend it to any one over the age of say......11 ... dd, I just rented and watched "Pineapple express" with several young teenagers(some were my kids)....Damn it was funny but I hope they don't tell their parents I let them watch it!! ???? it was a porno??? ya Ive watched some movies with my son and then boobs come out and sex and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd.........wth do ya do????? even tv shows nipple now AWKWARD!!!!! Yep.........awkward!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 07/22/09 10:44 PM
men with Hummers...... never get one

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 07/22/09 10:46 PM
My cousin has a hummer and if he's related to me......... he has a big penish!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 07/22/09 10:46 PM
zach and miri make a porno...is a very funny movie !