Bob and Hank worked at the airport in Little Rock Arkansas. One day while refueling the planes, Hank tells Bob that he heard from someone that you could get quite a buzz from drinking jet fuel. So Bob says "Why not, I so bored I do anything for a little excitement." They both drink a little bit and don't feel a thing so they drink some more and some more. Then it hits them and suddenly they are both feeling real good. The rest of the day went by like a breeze since they both had a buzz.

The next morning Bob calls Hank and wakes him up out of bed.

Bob asks him "How do you feel?"

Hank says "Ok but I have a headache"

"Yup" said Bob "but have ya farted yet?"

"No, Why?!" asked Hank.
























"BECUASE I'M IN DENVER, THAT'S WHY!!!!" said Bob.