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Edited by
msmyka
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Sun 07/19/09 01:06 PM
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This weekend my room mates aunt is staying with us and I noticed a few things in my place that I never thought twice about...I am now slightly embarrassed at the thought that she probably saw them.
Exhibit A: A bright green post it note that says BALLS on my living room wall. No, I did not put it there but one of my very tall guy friends did and I can't reach it. There are more post its that say cl*t, vagina and peni$, but I was able to remove all of them from where they were displayed in my house and now they live on the side of the fridge. Exhibit B: A flier for latinmen.com on the fridge (from when I got my room mate a stripper for her birthday) 
Exhibit C: A picture of a peni$ my best friend drew and displayed proudly on my fridge. 
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Just blame it all on your roomie
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My room mate is 42 and I'm 27..... who do you think would believe that was her doing? LOL
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 I only noticed the bAlls one...
ready for the pool? you're not texting me back.. |
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My room mate is 42 and I'm 27..... who do you think would believe that was her doing? LOL Yer never too old to be a tard... 
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this is for my roomies....*pours out half of the forty*
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maybe your roomie's aunt will get turned on by all of it and you'll get some geriatric lezzy lovin'. i'm assuming she's in her 60s or so.
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Just tell her you put them there for her to welcome her into the house..
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LOL
I remember going to visit my daughter in her dorm for the first time I was greeted at the door with a huge poster of a penis that read "HAS ANYONE SEEN TOMMY LEE'S PENIS" My ex was mortified!!! LOL |
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maybe your roomie's aunt will get turned on by all of it and you'll get some geriatric lezzy lovin'. i'm assuming she's in her 60s or so. Um, no. 
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My room mate is 42 and I'm 27..... who do you think would believe that was her doing? LOL Leave a few porno mags under her bed and make sure the aunt sees them. |
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My room mate is 42 and I'm 27..... who do you think would believe that was her doing? LOL Yer never too old to be a tard...
God I hope that's true, for my sake anyway 
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My room mate is 42 and I'm 27..... who do you think would believe that was her doing? LOL Yer never too old to be a tard...
bingo. |
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you don't even want to know what land-mines of perversion lay in wait for people who entered my dorms or apartment in college. fun times.
my friends lived across the hall in the dorm so we just opened our doors and marked off an end zone at the far end of each room. indoor bad weather football! well, we started getting a bit crazy, things were getting knocked over and eventually i slammed my friend's head through the wall during a tackle. so, we stopped playing, cleaned up and planned to patch it the next day. i went out with some girls that night and when we walked into my dorm afterward they saw right through the wall into the bathroom and saw my roommate pooping. i put a poster up to obscure the view as we left.
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Myka, I'm seeing a side of you I never knew existed! Now...if we can just get your numerology correct....
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Just for the record, the stripper thing was for my room mates 40th.... I think every lady needs a hot latino man dancing almost naked in front of her on her 40th... don't you?
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Just for the record, the stripper thing was for my room mates 40th.... I think every lady needs a hot latino man dancing almost naked in front of her on her 40th... don't you? you've had it hangin on your fridge for 2 years? |
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Yup, like a souvenir of sorts I guess LOL
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