Oh Oh!!! PICK ME! PICK ME!!! (waving arm furiously)

I am always up for a good banging.......


You stepped right into that one sister.

Oh, could you also add in that your a virgin, and I have to take advantage, (I mean) instruct you..

that I can do anything I set my mind to....even if I had to come face to face with that huge spider you killed....way to go girl

Chrissy where do you live?

Remind me NEVER to go there, if i saw that thing i would run like a little girl

Better be careful there with those arms a flailing someone could mistake you for a spider

That being single is awesome, no one to answer to. And I love it.

Awwwww that poor wolf spider just needed a hug! But, since you are getting all independant and self sufficient, does that mean when we hook up you will take out the trash and lift the toilet seat when you are done? hehehehehehe

someone should post a pic of one of those air guys on the side of the road.

That I can paint a 7 room apartment all by myself.That encloses doing patch up work before.

Ha! I learned all my survivor skills WHILE I was married! Figured it's easier & quicker just to do it myself... I can paint, lay tile, drywall, demotliton (THAT was fun!), some plumbing & electrical, yardwork, pay bills & balance a checkbook, cook, pet groom, house-clean, building & installation (who says you have to use ALL the pieces in a furniture kit? ), some car maintenance... Sometimes I feel like Rosie the Robot from the Jetsons...but I think I look a hell of a lot cuter in a toolbelt...


And pssssst! I let all non-poisonous spiders live...they are kinda' cool to watch!

MsM, no kidding. I was scared as crap but did what I had to do.

I've learned it's not easy in a mans world!

BB, my daughters were beyond freaked out and really are calling me "Mommy the spider slayer".

Have also learned to relax as well as have learned how important it is to have family and not take people who truly love you for granite..

Krup, the spider had to die. And no worries about the toilet seat. I pee standing up.

phque??,

Sounds like you have a got a great hanle on things...What do you look like in tool belt??? The courosity is killing me..

All I can say is it'll cost ya'!

I can put up a picture of me with nothing on but a tool belt if you like

Never go near women again, except for sex

When I put things where they belong they are always there when I look for them.

Doing the work for one is a lot easier than doing the work for two.

Nothing they say will dissuede my kids from loving me.

I am always avaiable when I want sex.

It's ok for me to look at anyone anytime.



Ex-in laws: Don't miss them like they miss my $$$$.

Hmmm . . . I think I just gave myself an emotional root canal.