A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked
with an old farmer



"I'm going to inspect your farm."

The old farmer said, "You better not go into that field."

The Agriculture representative said in a "wise" tone, "I have the
authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card, I am allowed
to go wherever I wish on agricultural land." So the old farmer went
about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the
Department of Agriculture rep running for the fence, close behind was
the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a full nest of hornets
and the bull was gaining at every step.--

The Old farmer called out,: "." LOL

I hope you all have a good weekend. Don't go wandering in any fields.