Topic: Mother Taught Me...
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Sat 07/18/09 06:04 AM

Mother Taught Me...

Mother taught me the circle of life...."I brought you into this world I can take you out."


Mother taught me religion...."You'd better pray that comes out of the carpet!"


Mother taught me about time travel...."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."


Mother taught me about a job well done...."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

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Sat 07/18/09 06:15 AM
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Sat 07/18/09 06:50 AM
I told my kids

I am not interested in being fair, or justice, I am interested in quiet.

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Sat 07/18/09 06:52 AM
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