Topic: The Redneck Road Kill Saloon | |
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Hey if your needing a bouncer I've got some security experience. A bouncer would be wonderful!! Keep the snotty riff raff outta here! Will do, what's the hours? Don't worry about the pay just keep the deer sausage and rattlesnake meat coming and I'll keep the riff raff outta here. We're a 24/7 operation so whatever hours work best for u. Riff Raff would include those that are snotty, those tryin to start trouble with the other patrons or sexiest men. Feel free to throw em in the side mudpit Not a problem! You just let me know if anyone gives you any trouble. |
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Saddles up to the bar to buy (((DAW))) & (((ReddBeans))) a drink.
Even though I know you are both workin`, ya gotta take a break sometime. Cheers Ladies |
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Hey if your needing a bouncer I've got some security experience. You need to come to Texas and be a bit older. Or I could be a bit younger Thank ya TxsSun. Wait a minute....Hmmmm..how do you feel about older women |
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I think I have met my twin That scares me... I need a shot Redd....Please hurry Here ya go |
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Saddles up to the bar to buy (((DAW))) & (((ReddBeans))) a drink. Even though I know you are both workin`, ya gotta take a break sometime. Cheers Ladies Aw, thank ya Darlin! 'ppreciate it |
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Hey if your needing a bouncer I've got some security experience. You need to come to Texas and be a bit older. Or I could be a bit younger Thank ya TxsSun. Wait a minute....Hmmmm..how do you feel about older women I guess that depends on what kinda women she is. |
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I gotta go grab some cases outta the cellar. DW gets to busy anybody needs anything, help urself
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For a minute there, Chevy I thought you said you needed a hoe and a tractor...I was going to say...um....what are you going to do with those.... one for bogging and one for fast track ! |
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For a minute there, Chevy I thought you said you needed a hoe and a tractor...I was going to say...um....what are you going to do with those.... one for bogging and one for fast track ! Have a ball Hun It's ur playground to do as u puhlease, just keep in mind ya gotta share |
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Evening everyone. (((DW)))
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Evening everyone. (((DW))) Evenin Thomas Here's a cold one! NOw would u puhlease get the gameroom finished? |
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Ya'll need to make sure an check out the back deck, the view of the lake is plum gorgeous!! The jacuzzi is gettin installed tomorrow Did someone say jacuzzi............last one in si a rotten egg! |
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i will share..its no fun unless i got some to run agains t !
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Evening everyone. (((DW))) Evenin Thomas Here's a cold one! NOw would u puhlease get the gameroom finished? If you want the best you gotta have a little patience. |
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Ya'll need to make sure an check out the back deck, the view of the lake is plum gorgeous!! The jacuzzi is gettin installed tomorrow Did someone say jacuzzi............last one in si a rotten egg! Sorry Blue, cover is on the jacuzzi, we're havin a belly flop contest in the side mudpit in just abit an I don't want the muddy drunks gettin in there an cloggin up the filter when I just got the thing this afternoon Here's a cold one for ya |
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Evening everyone. (((DW))) Hello ((Thomas)) *Bats eyelashes* |
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Hey... My sister couldn't make it for our date tonight (stripping to buy baby formula...again) Any chance I could borrow one of you guys sister's for a dance/ hickey buddy? |
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Evening everyone. (((DW))) Hello ((Thomas)) *Bats eyelashes* Hey honey. You know I love it when you do that. |
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Hey... My sister couldn't make it for our date tonight (stripping to buy baby formula...again) Any chance I could borrow one of you guys sister's for a dance/ hickey buddy? My 2nd cousin 4 times removed outta be in later. I'm sure she'll dance with ya, long as u don't mind her braided pit hair |
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My 2nd cousin 4 times removed outta be in later. I'm sure she'll dance with ya, long as u don't mind her braided pit hair That's cool. Normally I just gnaw those off and tie them to my antenna like a trophy. Guess I should go make sure the Mullet is perfect then...... |
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