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Actually I need to get bread tomorrow, thanks for reminding me. 
ok i gotta say it if you really need bread may i volunteer my services  
my bad 
Ok, your job is to make sure the twisty tie is on tight. 
oh boy tongue cool i like tight twisting
Hey now! 
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Actually I need to get bread tomorrow, thanks for reminding me.
ok i gotta say it if you really need bread may i volunteer my services
my bad
Ok, your job is to make sure the twisty tie is on tight.
oh boy tongue cool i like tight twisting
Hey now!
now i thought you said tomorrow oh well bummer
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Actually I need to get bread tomorrow, thanks for reminding me.
ok i gotta say it if you really need bread may i volunteer my services
my bad
Ok, your job is to make sure the twisty tie is on tight.
oh boy tongue cool i like tight twisting
Hey now!
now i thought you said tomorrow oh well bummer
Actually the bread is mostly for the kids, I don't eat it much. What I do need tomorrow that I drink a lot of is water. We get it at a local spring, we haven't moved into the new house yet which has it's own well, and we don't drink the water here, I don't want to glow in the dark. Plus I see how the other fools around here act...scary. 
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there is a spring i go to too get the water i drink as well
see something in common after all
it has been tapped and has two 1" lines to fill your containers with it is on the county airport proberty a section of land was donated on the condition the spring would be maintained and free for public use 
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HEY......whos paying for this stuff??? 
 
he's such a nice guy !
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Can you pick me up a boob job???
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does anyone need anything? just kidding, but it only seemed polite to ask.
Well if you can arrange it a 30 year older version of you Darlin! |
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2% milk......I have Capt'n Crunch with Crunchberries and no milk!!!
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HEY......whos paying for this stuff???
he's such a nice guy !
Dang!! He caught us.
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2% milk......I have Capt'n Crunch with Crunchberries and no milk!!!
i thought he was out west
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there are a few strange items on those lists. ha. i just buy a few things i know i'm good at microwaving and eat a lot of that, then a peach or something for dessert. yum.
how about a family guy reference: "You need a pallet of chocolate-covered pretzels? Where the hell am I supposed to ...? And what is this, a drum of grape jam? What is that? Is that like a drum like they ship oil in? And look at this one : "A desk of Cheez-Its." A desk? Where are you getting these units of measurement from?" |
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HEY......whos paying for this stuff???
he's such a nice guy !
Dang!! He caught us.
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there are a few strange items on those lists. ha. i just buy a few things i know i'm good at microwaving and eat a lot of that, then a peach or something for dessert. yum. how about a family guy reference: "You need a pallet of chocolate-covered pretzels? Where the hell am I supposed to ...? And what is this, a drum of grape jam? What is that? Is that like a drum like they ship oil in? And look at this one : "A desk of Cheez-Its." A desk? Where are you getting these units of measurement from?" I think that episode was just on like two weeks ago.
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Umm, magnums, and someone to fit them. 
Thanks. Those are my go-to ones...ha! They are the only ones I can wear that don't break.. no kidding.. I'm not trying to toot my own ding dong but it is true... 
Oh,, going to the store?? Hmmmm-here I'm chippin in on some beer and here is some extra for cards, munchies, and mixers... Let's get some Mingle guys and gals together for some music, cards, dancing and drinking games... 
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cottage cheese, ham, bread, cheese, milk, rubber's, mac&cheese, ceral, mushroom soup, ky jelly, patch's for the blow -up doll, case of bud light, and smoke's , that is all !
sugar peanut butter fuzzy hand cuffs toothpaste titty tassel remover correctol matches chocolate sauce green eggs n jam cool whip, choc. pudding, about 5-gal's cherries, mayo, doughnut's, ex-lax, tampon's, ice cream, hot dog's, peanut's, mag's, oh oh don't forget 12 lb case of nutmeg, ben gay (the large tube), q tips, a bag of apples, one single coconut, a box of trix, rogaine, colby jack cheese, tampico, pilsbury biscuits, spatula. More Bud & Bud Light Potato chips Pretzels Mixed nuts Cashews Beer nuts Chip dip Reddi Whip Spreadable Cream Cheese (flavored) A couple of hott cashiers That should about cover it. |
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smokes and a new Bic lighter, the real little one, please.
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Coffee and cream...Please
Put it on my tab.
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Coffee and cream...Please Put it on my tab.
can you still get tab coffee cream and tab sounds strange but hey if you like it
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I can think of a great job for your boobs.....call me to discuss all the opportunities for your boobs...
Can you pick me up a boob job???
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Can you pick me up a boob job???
hhhhmmmmmmmmm the three stooges abott and costello and laural and hardy have been off the market for a while some good boobs are needed i hope you find an opening
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