yes please explain this wonderful new concept to me

So this is what happened on that frozen T shirt gone wrong contest. Beer sponsors sponsor the contest and put nice prize packages up and a cash prize usually 500 bucks up to the winner. The contestants are either teams or solo contestants- you will see seperate contests. They bring out a folded nicely T shirt- usually the beer sponsors brand like budweiser and they have soaked the shirt in water and froze it solid. It is- a frozen ice cube T shirt. When they yell GO! The first person who unfreezes it, gets it open, and is wearing it wins the cash and goodies.

hahaaaaaaaaaa I bet you would do ANYTHING to win that t shirt and prizes!!! So you smashed it against a bar???? I'd probably do the same thing...

that sounds like fun

who be da baby daddy

bwhahahaaaaaaaaaa all those nudges.....who knows???

omg its going to be 96 today.......

A/C sounds good

its already on. I had it on until 1:30 am last night.

I've seen couples dethaw and open and get the shirt on in as little as 12 minutes while the crowd cheers them on. I've seen solos go 20 minutes. My record is 9 minutes and 12,000 dollars damage. You need to get that shirt open and on as fast as possible for you are competing against others in a time race for winner take all. So the first thing you do is get as much ice off of the shirt as possible immediately. You smash the frozen T shirt on any hard surface and the ice just flies everywhere. Usually all contestants upon the promoter yelling GO! Drop to their knees and start smashing the t shirt on the floor like a possessed maniac murderer. As the ice flies and the T shirt thaws you try to pry it open. Couples switch off smashing the **** out of it then work as a team prying the frozen fibers open to crawl into it. I went absolutely banana ape **** and smashed it against the bar which broke 2 feet off the end of the bar. Then on a bar stool which broke. Then the side of a video poker machine that shattered. Then a table which broke in half. Then on a steel doorway which was ruined cuz it looked like someone smashed it with a sledgehammer. Then I layed on the shirt on the floor to absorb body heat for 15 seconds. Then I smashed it on the floor breaking the tiles. Then I unfolded it and smashed it more, unfolded, smashed, unfolded, smashed, unfolded, got into it, and won in 9 minutes. The bikers looked at each other and said "Remind me never to get in a fight with that little f*cker". HE'S CRAZY!!!

Note to self .... Self I said ,,, YOU IS CRAZY dawg !! ... keep up the good work ..

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa anything to win the prize!!!

My son used to win all the races at sportsday not because he wanted to win but because the prize ( me holding a huge box of Smarties) at the finish line. That kid would do anything for chocolate back then!!!

I think he gets his competitiveness from his mom!!

The crowd went absolutely nuts when I destroyed the bar and won the frozen T shirt contest. Bud light was the sponsor. They paid for all damages to the bar. And gave me my prize pack and 500 bucks. But......bud light sponsored my band and made my rock band play a benefit for free over the incident to call it even. So I had to pay my bandmates that 500 bucks. We got free beer and T shirts. And rules now regarding frozen T shirt contests. No destroying the bar or patrons. 15 pound ice cube could kill someone.

I want my frozen t shirt

got some red hot dogs today

You wouldnt believe how many people like to watch you rub an ice cube on your neck n chest in mexico!!!!

Oh yes , yes I would .. lmao ...

kyle........you got mail!!

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Lol I wasnt even being gross.....I was just really hot!!!! Then I realized......what I was doing!!!