The Personal Ad

A lonely woman puts an ad in the local paper, it reads:

"Wanted: man who won't beat me, won't run around and me and is good in bed"

The next day her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man there with no arms or legs. Puzzled she asks the man what he wants.

"I'm here to answer your ad", he says.

"I don't understand", she replies.

"Well, I don't have any arms to beat you, and I don't have any legs to run around on you."

"But how do I know you're good in bed", she asks

"How do you think I rang the bell!", he answers.

That is a good one thanx 4 the read mary

haha very funny

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That's a good one!