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MirrorMirror
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Mon 07/13/09 06:05 PM
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Okay so question.... In the world of internet dating, once you graduate to text/phone conversations and then meeting the person. How can you tell if your an expected booty call or an actual dating interest??? Basically put, you CAN'T tell. You will have had to meet and have known each other (in person) for at least a period before you can figure that out. Well yeah. There's always a chance that the dude or dudette will totally screw the pooch right off the bat, either by insulting the other party or by putting their foot in their mouth. However, those are the exceptions rather than the rule- things would have to be screwed up pretty badly for that to happen. Actually Moof, a lot of guys online are complete morons and totally blow it right from the first email. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I have seen stupid guys do on here You mean to tell me that you got emails/IMs/text messages from dudes lookin' for a date, only to shoot themselves in the foot, Mirror? lol No, I have heard the horror stories from the ladies, and read the horror stories in the forums. Some guys totally blow it in the forums and can't even make it to the email level. SAD Yeah. There are a number of dudes who just can't seem to seal the deal even on the online level. Then again, there are a number of ladies out there who are guilty of doing the same thing. So it's not limited to one gender in the least. But admit it- you been getting emails from dudes looking for a date, right? I have seen a few chicks go totally batsh*t online but I have seen a LOT more guys do it Some dudes make me wonder what flippin planet they came from I have had dudes think I was a chick and email me yes |
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Some dudes make me wonder what flippin planet they came from I'm from the Alpha Canis Majoris, 3rd planet in orbit. Women crawl front of our knees to have sex. |
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Okay so question.... In the world of internet dating, once you graduate to text/phone conversations and then meeting the person. How can you tell if your an expected booty call or an actual dating interest??? Basically put, you CAN'T tell. You will have had to meet and have known each other (in person) for at least a period before you can figure that out. Well yeah. There's always a chance that the dude or dudette will totally screw the pooch right off the bat, either by insulting the other party or by putting their foot in their mouth. However, those are the exceptions rather than the rule- things would have to be screwed up pretty badly for that to happen. Actually Moof, a lot of guys online are complete morons and totally blow it right from the first email. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I have seen stupid guys do on here You mean to tell me that you got emails/IMs/text messages from dudes lookin' for a date, only to shoot themselves in the foot, Mirror? lol No, I have heard the horror stories from the ladies, and read the horror stories in the forums. Some guys totally blow it in the forums and can't even make it to the email level. SAD Yeah. There are a number of dudes who just can't seem to seal the deal even on the online level. Then again, there are a number of ladies out there who are guilty of doing the same thing. So it's not limited to one gender in the least. But admit it- you been getting emails from dudes looking for a date, right? I have seen a few chicks go totally batsh*t online but I have seen a LOT more guys do it Some dudes make me wonder what flippin planet they came from I have had dudes think I was a chick and email me yes HAH! I KNEW it! You DID get hit on by dudes via email! And believe me- I've had a number of ladies totally blow it right off the bat as well. Even worse is that a lot of them don't even realize (or even care) that they DID blow it, as well! |
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Some dudes make me wonder what flippin planet they came from I'm from the Alpha Canis Majoris, 3rd planet in orbit. Women crawl front of our knees to have sex. |
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HAH! I KNEW it! You DID get hit on by dudes via email! And believe me- I've had a number of ladies totally blow it right off the bat as well. Even worse is that a lot of them don't even realize (or even care) that they DID blow it, as well! Exactly how does a girl go about 'blowing it' right off the bat?? enlighten me |
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HAH! I KNEW it! You DID get hit on by dudes via email! And believe me- I've had a number of ladies totally blow it right off the bat as well. Even worse is that a lot of them don't even realize (or even care) that they DID blow it, as well! Exactly how does a girl go about 'blowing it' right off the bat?? enlighten me They do stuff like freak out at a moment's notice... or they'd say they had to go so that they could "light a doob" (which was something one lady actually said once)... or they'd just go into some drawn-out pontifications about stuff that just don't make much sense in the first place. |
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HAH! I KNEW it! You DID get hit on by dudes via email! And believe me- I've had a number of ladies totally blow it right off the bat as well. Even worse is that a lot of them don't even realize (or even care) that they DID blow it, as well! Exactly how does a girl go about 'blowing it' right off the bat?? enlighten me Its very rare compared to the guys.Very rarely comes along some crazy wacked out chick that says some bizarro crap,but there are dudes doing that stuff online all the time. Its really not comparable |
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Exactly how does a girl go about 'blowing it' right off the bat?? enlighten me They do stuff like freak out at a moment's notice... or they'd say they had to go so that they could "light a doob" (which was something one lady actually said once)... or they'd just go into some drawn-out pontifications about stuff that just don't make much sense in the first place. HAHA no way.. a girl actually said 'light a doob"???/ lol |
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HAH! I KNEW it! You DID get hit on by dudes via email! And believe me- I've had a number of ladies totally blow it right off the bat as well. Even worse is that a lot of them don't even realize (or even care) that they DID blow it, as well! Exactly how does a girl go about 'blowing it' right off the bat?? enlighten me I have yet to find a man who would be upset if a girl wants sex right off the bat. |
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There are more guy weirdos than girl weirdos by like a 99 to 1 ratio and that is just the truth.
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Okay so question.... In the world of internet dating, once you graduate to text/phone conversations and then meeting the person. How can you tell if your an expected booty call or an actual dating interest??? if you get "here booty booty"...it's a sign... |
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Hmm we don't discuss these things at church
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Exactly how does a girl go about 'blowing it' right off the bat?? enlighten me They do stuff like freak out at a moment's notice... or they'd say they had to go so that they could "light a doob" (which was something one lady actually said once)... or they'd just go into some drawn-out pontifications about stuff that just don't make much sense in the first place. HAHA no way.. a girl actually said 'light a doob"???/ lol Yup. She DID say that. And she was quite unapologetic about it, too. And there are considerably more weird chicks out there than Mirror would like for you to believe. I know because I've gotten emails and IM from a number of them. |
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thats classic!!!
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thats classic!!! Yeah. She even asked if I was a NARC at one point (I'm a pretty well-spoken dude, which some people can mistake for being overly professional, aka "NARC-like") after saying she needed to go smoke a doob. When I replied "Well... I MIGHT be a NARC...", she said "Oh F***!!!!" and closed her IM window. So yeah- there are a considerable number of weird chicks out there. And they're propagating like zombies, too! |
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if the dude only talks to you 1-2 times a week youre more than likely a booty call.
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is the conversation sexual?
then you're nothing but a potential booty call. |
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