My 4 year old got a kitty for her birthday. For starters, it's a little boy kitty, with a hot pink collar, with silver sequins. and his name, is princess grandma katrina. lol.
Well, they were laying on the couch together, and Princess Grandma Katrina sneezed. Kaiya looks at the kitty, and says "bless you" and then after a second, says "Kitty, cover your mouth next time."

That's awesome

You should hear MY 10 year old child quote the "tourettes" episode he caught of south park while I was making dinner... never to leave his memory... ever...


Youd think it was on later, but no, we have an option where it can be watched whenever apparently.

AHHHHH GOOD TIMES!!!

My son was 4 yrs old and He wanted to know if there was food in heaven,if not he didn't want to go there,No Way.

My son was 4 yrs old and He wanted to know if there was food in heaven,if not he didn't want to go there,No Way.

ha ha wow! funny.

Gota love em!

I just bought a new TV stand with 856 pieces.

I took all the stuff out of the box and my 8 year-old son says, ohh Mommy you need to go ask Steve to help you.

(Steve is my neighbor)

So I say, you don't think girls can do anything boys can do? He replies, sure mommmy but it's going to take you a really long time. You are reading the directions. When I see Steve do stuff, he never reads the directions!

After it was all built he apologized and said how much he liked it.

Kids are awesome.

My boy is 2 and the other night, he was taking a peek down my shirt and pointed at my boobs ,looked up and said POO POO.

Not even sure where he got that.

We just went to family video to get some movies, and My almost 4 year old Kaiya, saw a picture of the incredible hulk. She looks at me and says, "I don't like that one, it scares the crap out of me"

These kids crack me up

It sounds like kitty is comfortable in pink Thats funny

my boy, had just learned to talk a little. (When i worked for : John Deere in West Texas, everyone liked to eat peanuts.)So, everyone in the family was try ing to understand, what my son wanted; when he asks for bean-bones.-- come to find out, he wanted a hand full of peanuts.

when my little brother was 3 he scared my exboyfriend.. telling him I dont like you...please just leave from where you come XD

My 4 year old told me she had a baby in her belly, and I stopped dead in my tracks. She continued to say that it isn't going to come out of her belly until she gets married, because that makes sense lol

Good stuff...
my 15 year old....when she was 2 or 3.........had a little trouble Pronouncing "r"'s.....like most kids...

"Running" through the pizza joint waving a fork.....she declared ;

I have a fock, I have a fock.....the place got really quiet...


or in K garten.....The made paper plates to resemble fine china....

when she returned from the week end..some how hers was..torn or ripped or something......

She waved it in the air and said teacher teacher..."My Vagina is broken My vagina is broken".......

The teacher about lost it.......and called us that evening because she was still laughing about it.....

my daughter, then four...walked up and patted me on the belly. she's asperger's, so she didn't touch much, nor did she have much in the way of regular speech.

she said..."there's a baby in your belly and it's a girl." i said, "what?" and she repeated it.

it was still a week before i could get a positive pregnancy test, but she was right...and it was a girl.

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my grandson came up and said, "grandma, i have a super power!" i dutifully asked him what it was...

he said, "i can read my own mind. i can tell when i'm hungry, when i want to play...when i want to sleep and use the bathroom."

My 4 year old came in from school and told me, "Mommy, guess what I learned in school today?" I asked her what did she learn and she said, "I learned about boobies!" I said, "Really? Tell me what you learned about them" (all the while getting really ticked that someone in the 4 year old class was talking about boobies...)

She said, "Well, I learned that they float on top of the water, measure the waves and sometimes sharks bite them!"


BUOYS!!!

Kids...you got to love 'em!

Kids are cute! I still feel too young to be a papa, but I love to play music for kids and such :)