Two blonds with hammers... Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity house.

Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'

Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'

wow......... both are toooo intelligent !!!

a blonde take her car to the body shop the guy at the ody shop tells her to take it home and blow on the tail pipe all the dents would pop out so she does her roomate comes home she is blowing on the tail pipe she ask her what she is doing the frist blonde tells her what the guy said but that it was not working the roomate saya duh roll up the windows