The Fairy On The Christmas Tree

Father Christmas was not in a very good frame of mind - in fact he was
very depressed.

That morning after breakfast, Mrs Santa had told him that her Mother was
coming over to stay 'for a few days' and he knew that would be for
several weeks, and as Christmas was approaching her visit was the last
thing that he wanted.

The Elves had been playing up and had gone on strike for more pay. The
replacement elves Santa had put in were much slower and the number of
toys that had been made was way down.

Father Christmas went to visit his Reindeers and found that two of them
were pregnant and another two had kicked down the fence and had
disappeared into the forest. He was by now even more depressed.

What I need is a drink he thought, but upon going indoors he found that
the elves had hidden his Whisky and there was nothing left to drink in
his liquour cabinet. Deciding upon a coffee he went into the kitchen but
managed to drop the Jar of Coffee all over the floor. Now he really was
cheesed off!

He went to fetch the broom to sweep up the mess but found that the mice
had chewed off all the bristles.

At that moment there was a knock at the front door.

Upon opening it, Father Christmas was confronted by a beautiful Fairy
holding a lovely Christmas Tree.

"Good Morning, Santa" she called "Isn't it a really lovely day. I have
bought you this beautiful tree, isn't it lovely? Where would you like me
to stick it?"

And that is why by tradition we have a Fairy sitting on top of our
Christmas Trees.