Topic: Laugh your %$# off hangout - part 1000. lol
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Fri 07/10/09 09:15 AM
Edited by smiless on Fri 07/10/09 09:16 AM
This room is for laughing or giggling. Here we tell jokes and find ways to make everyone laugh. If you have a personal experience you like to share or just some silly notions then don't hesitate to share it with us. This room also serves coffee and tea!drinker

I will start with a joke ...

Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. St. Peter asks him, "May I help you?"

The Pagan asks, "Where am I?"

Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven."

The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven."

Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?"

"Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland."

Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling."

"What should I do now?"

Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left."

The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water.

He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be the guy that St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?"

"Yes, I am. What's going to happen now?"

Satan says, "Well, the fishing's pretty good, if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshment stand down the road. And I believe the Pagan meeting grounds are right over the next hill."

Suddenly, a hole opens up in the sky above, and a yawning chasm opens directly underneath it. The stench of sulphur fills the air. Hundreds of screaming, tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit, which immediately closes up with a thud.

The Pagan, hardly believing what he just saw, asks Satan, "And what was THAT ???"

Satan rolls his eyes. "Oh, just ignore them. They're Christians; they wouldn't have it any other way."

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Fri 07/10/09 09:56 AM
I believe the expression is usually 'laugh your a$$ off.' But I see you used four letters/symbols in the thread title. What exactly do you want us to laugh off here?

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Fri 07/10/09 10:54 AM
Edited by smiless on Fri 07/10/09 10:55 AM

I believe the expression is usually 'laugh your a$$ off.' But I see you used four letters/symbols in the thread title. What exactly do you want us to laugh off here?


I was hoping for people to share their experiences - perhaps funny ones - and also share a few jokes.

The study of genotology has proven to heal depression as of other mental sicknesses. I have met and talked to many depressed and unhappy people here on Mingle2 over the months and such a thread is good for everyone.

I like people to laugh and have a good time. Perhaps you have an experience that can make people laugh or a joke to share.


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Fri 07/10/09 09:29 PM
Yeah, I figured. I was just trying to be funny and apparently failing.

Um...one experience that comes to mind...before cell phones were popular, a friend of mine called me at my home number, we talked for a minute to make some plans, then he asked me where I was.

I don't even know whay I remember that, or why that's the first one that comes to mind.

Another...hmmm...ah...I was White Water some years back and I had a fairly short bathing suit. My friends and I were sitting around on some lawn chairs. I looked over at this girl with sunglasses on staring at me. I thought she was checking me out. Then after a few minutes, I looked down and saw that there was a clear view right up the leg of my swim suit. So yeah, I guess she was checking me out, just not any part I was thinking of.

I'll think of more in time.