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Topic: Whooo Hoooo!!
earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Tue 06/30/09 07:00 AM
I've been here a whole year on Mingle 2!!! Do I get a gold watch or something?? Is there a party of somesort??? Did I WIN anything? can anyone tell me? Just just $19.95 plus Import Tax, Shipping & Handling, Installation Fees, FCC Tax and Full Color Brochure; YOU __Holly4459 can redeem your YEAR status and receive your very own: Just send Credit Card Numbers to Two(2) valid accounts in your name, Social Security Number in a self addressed stamped envelope to the following address. 555 Whatchagot Lane Yourstufismine, IL 66602 You will hear from our reps within 18 to 52 weeks. Ohhh, what the hell? You mean all this time I coulda been sittin here eatin toast?

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Tue 06/30/09 07:09 AM
I've been here a whole year on Mingle 2!!! Do I get a gold watch or something?? Is there a party of somesort??? Did I WIN anything? can anyone tell me? Just just $19.95 plus Import Tax, Shipping & Handling, Installation Fees, FCC Tax and Full Color Brochure; YOU __Holly4459 can redeem your YEAR status and receive your very own: Just send Credit Card Numbers to Two(2) valid accounts in your name, Social Security Number in a self addressed stamped envelope to the following address. 555 Whatchagot Lane Yourstufismine, IL 66602 You will hear from our reps within 18 to 52 weeks. Ohhh, what the hell? You mean all this time I coulda been sittin here eatin toast? Yeah you have to go through costomer service they need 6 forms of ID a major credit card, and your SSN.... but hey after the initial shipping and handling charges of $689.99.... It's FREE!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Tue 06/30/09 09:42 AM
you guys are bad! It's sorta like having cell mates! who's the warden? Metal??

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Tue 06/30/09 10:09 AM
you guys are bad! It's sorta like having cell mates! who's the warden? Metal?? Screw the cell mate...I wanna be a gaurd...where are my cuffs?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 06/30/09 10:14 AM
The Warden

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Tue 06/30/09 10:22 AM
Warden I think we need to do a shake down Someone has contraband. Yeah I know for a fact someone has a toaster in their cell. We can't have them toasting their bread...It makes the staleness not as apparent!

gayfifer Joined Sat 04/04/09 Posts: 6655	Tue 06/30/09 10:24 AM Edited by gayfifer on Tue 06/30/09 10:24 AM
i have contraband EVERYWHERE, it'll have to be a strip search i guess!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Tue 06/30/09 10:30 AM
Behind the white line Buddy...I'll see where Bubba went and let him check you out!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 06/30/09 10:53 AM
Get to work guard Haley

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Tue 06/30/09 11:06 AM
Yes Warden! Do I have your permission to use the pepper spray? I am pretty sure Gayfifer can be tricky and I know Hooly has loads of friends willing to fight for her. I am just a little trigger happy!

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Tue 06/30/09 11:07 AM
Metal a warden? Better check his credentials more like the cook !

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 06/30/09 11:08 AM
Yes Warden! Do I have your permission to use the pepper spray? I am pretty sure Gayfifer can be tricky and I know Hooly has loads of friends willing to fight for her. I am just a little trigger happy! Give these prisoners the "Treatment"

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 06/30/09 11:11 AM
Metal a warden? Better check his credentials more like the cook ! You see me with my fork don't ya?

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Tue 06/30/09 11:14 AM
Never trust a warden cook !See your already peppering us .Well me and Hooly are going over the wall and ya ca'nt stop us .I'll bring this treatment to the press !

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Tue 06/30/09 11:20 AM
Never trust a warden cook !See your already peppering us .Well me and Hooly are going over the wall and ya ca'nt stop us .I'll bring this treatment to the press ! See what I mean.... I got my stun gun Star! And don't forget Bubba is at the fence...You have to go over him...cause he is too big to go aronud!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Tue 06/30/09 11:23 AM
On second thought I am not so sure my riot gear is going to offer much protection.

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Tue 06/30/09 11:23 AM
Too late while he was looking up we went under AHAHAHAHAHA bIG GOOF !

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 06/30/09 11:24 AM Edited by metalwing on Tue 06/30/09 11:26 AM
Never trust a warden cook !See your already peppering us .Well me and Hooly are going over the wall and ya ca'nt stop us .I'll bring this treatment to the press ! See what I mean.... I got my stun gun Star! And don't forget Bubba is at the fence...You have to go over him...cause he is too big to go aronud! Hit 'm with the pepper!!! We need to do a little "tenderizing".

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Tue 06/30/09 11:24 AM
On second thought I am not so sure my riot gear is going to offer much protection. Geez ifn ya had been wearing that earlier I might not have xcaped !hyuk !

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Tue 06/30/09 11:27 AM
Never trust a warden cook !See your already peppering us .Well me and Hooly are going over the wall and ya ca'nt stop us .I'll bring this treatment to the press ! See what I mean.... I got my stun gun Star! And don't forget Bubba is at the fence...You have to go over him...cause he is too big to go aronud! Hit 'm with the pepper!!! We need to do a little "tenderizing". I guess its gonna be a slow roast...