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Patient:Doctor,doctor,everyone keeps ignoring me!
Doctor:Next please! Patient:Doctor,doctor,I keep seeing dinosaurs with orange spots! Doctor:Hmmm...Have you seen an eye doctor? Patient:No,just dinosaurs with orange spots. |
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There were three dinosaurs stranded on a desert island. One day the first dinosaur found a bottle in the water and he pointed the bottle out to the other dinosaurs. The dinosaurs raced out and got the bottle. When the bottle was opened a genie come out. He gave them one wish each. The first dinosaur wished to be in his homeland and clap, he was gone. The second dinosaur wished the same as the first dinosaur and clap, he was gone too. And the third dinosaur said,"Gee, it's going to be lonely here without them. I wish they were back!"
Q) What did the dinosaur say when he stubed his toe? A) "It's dino-sore!" Q) What do dinosaurs use to cut down trees? A) Dinosaws A dinosaur and Echidna had a race together. The dinosaur came across the line first but the Echidna won on points! |
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops ! |
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Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore! |
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Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it's not raining! Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? A: Her shadow! Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? A: Jurassic Pork! Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator? A: Look for footprints in the pizza! Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A: A dino-saw! Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater! Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur? A: As fur as you can get! |
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops ! |
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Mirror is a dinosaur.
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Mirror is a dinosaur. |
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Mirror is a dinosaur. I know. I`m one of them. |
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what do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasuaras Mega sore A ss |
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Edited by
uk1971
on
Tue 07/07/09 10:52 AM
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus |
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what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotapuss!!
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