Topic: The Final Solution...
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Sun 07/05/09 04:05 PM




Other than the so-called "normal" ways of meeting people...what other venues have you tried? The newspaper? Phone chat lines? Speed dating? UGH!...blind dates?

What has been your best solution to dealing with the dating game?


The only thing that has EVER worked for me is meeting people through friends.

And all of the friends who used to be good conduits are now married and parental and have no single prospects anymore....!

I need a new strategy....




well, you could- no, that won't work. maybe you could- no, that won't either. sorry man, i got nothing.flowerforyou


I need some new single friends who are just meddlesome enough to try to steer someone in my direction....!




yeah i was going to suggest that too. however, it's hard to make new true friends after a certain age. everyone becomes an acquaintance.

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Sun 07/05/09 04:07 PM





i'm not trying to date anyone


Great! I will settle for meaningless sex too!


i'm not trying to **** anyone eitherlaugh


Well Hell! You ain't gonna make this easy on me are ya?

Fine...slip my some rohypnol...have your way with me and then deny everything....

Won't be the first time I have woken up in an alley wondering how I gave myself hickeys!


i always deny everything and i always wear gloves so there's no evidence.:wink:


They all do....I feel so cheap...I need a hug!

(hoping to lure her in for a dry hump)...wait for it Krupa.......wait for it.........

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Sun 07/05/09 04:08 PM
Piss on dating altogether. I'm just gonna find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.

(footnote: I don't know who the comedian was that I first heard this from, but I thought it was good)

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Sun 07/05/09 04:09 PM






i'm not trying to date anyone


Great! I will settle for meaningless sex too!


i'm not trying to **** anyone eitherlaugh


Well Hell! You ain't gonna make this easy on me are ya?

Fine...slip my some rohypnol...have your way with me and then deny everything....

Won't be the first time I have woken up in an alley wondering how I gave myself hickeys!


i always deny everything and i always wear gloves so there's no evidence.:wink:


They all do....I feel so cheap...I need a hug!

(hoping to lure her in for a dry hump)...wait for it Krupa.......wait for it.........





Hugs Krupa flowerforyou

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Sun 07/05/09 04:09 PM


My Mom set me up... and after behaving myself for a little while, I verbally filleted the SOB. bigsmile


oh god, it went that well huh?noway


Heh... well, lets just say that I didn't fit into his mold of the ideal woman and her "place". rofl

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Sun 07/05/09 04:10 PM





Other than the so-called "normal" ways of meeting people...what other venues have you tried? The newspaper? Phone chat lines? Speed dating? UGH!...blind dates?

What has been your best solution to dealing with the dating game?


The only thing that has EVER worked for me is meeting people through friends.

And all of the friends who used to be good conduits are now married and parental and have no single prospects anymore....!

I need a new strategy....




well, you could- no, that won't work. maybe you could- no, that won't either. sorry man, i got nothing.flowerforyou


I need some new single friends who are just meddlesome enough to try to steer someone in my direction....!




yeah i was going to suggest that too. however, it's hard to make new true friends after a certain age. everyone becomes an acquaintance.


Not only that, but since the car accident, I've been living in a town where I don't know anybody....

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Sun 07/05/09 04:11 PM
Big love right back at you Carole...

bout to log off...got some buffalo steaks that are ready to grill....yummmy!

You cats and dolls have a great evening.....

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Sun 07/05/09 04:11 PM
Edited by KimmiM on Sun 07/05/09 04:12 PM

Piss on dating altogether. I'm just gonna find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.

(footnote: I don't know who the comedian was that I first heard this from, but I thought it was good)


Ok, I get first dibs! Where's the house? I don't have ties anywhere... and I can move in next week. bigsmile

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Sun 07/05/09 04:11 PM
I would love to try speed dating. Anyone done that? I'll bet it's a hoot.

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Sun 07/05/09 04:13 PM
I've never been brave enough to do the speed dating thing. Plus, I live in podunk Southwest Oklahoma. They don't do anything fast... so it could take a week to make it through the full set of people there.

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Sun 07/05/09 04:14 PM

Personal ads: met noone
Chat lines: everyone wanted phone sex
Singles cruise: everyone wanted sex
Blind dates : not that bad
Dating sites : meeting great men!





15yrs ago...Personal ads: Dated some decent guys...& one old biker friend who used his real name instead of his handle...found out who he was a day before the date...it was a hoot!

10yrs ago...Chat lines: Dated some decent guys & one freakin' psycho.

2yrs ago & up to the present: Met some wonderful people & one very special guy...:heart: I like using the Internet the best...:wink:

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Sun 07/05/09 04:14 PM

Piss on dating altogether. I'm just gonna find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.

(footnote: I don't know who the comedian was that I first heard this from, but I thought it was good)


well hello there, i bet you would hate melove laugh

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Sun 07/05/09 04:14 PM

My solution to the dating game is to just NOT date. After a while, you get so disillusioned by the nonsense and the shenanigans that you end up just throwing up your hands and screaming, "facacta!!!".


What Moof said!happy

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Sun 07/05/09 04:15 PM



My Mom set me up... and after behaving myself for a little while, I verbally filleted the SOB. bigsmile


oh god, it went that well huh?noway


Heh... well, lets just say that I didn't fit into his mold of the ideal woman and her "place". rofl


ah one of those? always thrilling. i haven't known my place since i was about 17 years old.

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Sun 07/05/09 04:16 PM






i'm not trying to date anyone


Great! I will settle for meaningless sex too!


i'm not trying to **** anyone eitherlaugh


Well Hell! You ain't gonna make this easy on me are ya?

Fine...slip my some rohypnol...have your way with me and then deny everything....

Won't be the first time I have woken up in an alley wondering how I gave myself hickeys!


i always deny everything and i always wear gloves so there's no evidence.:wink:


They all do....I feel so cheap...I need a hug!

(hoping to lure her in for a dry hump)...wait for it Krupa.......wait for it.........


(((Krupa)))

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Sun 07/05/09 04:16 PM



My Mom set me up... and after behaving myself for a little while, I verbally filleted the SOB. bigsmile


oh god, it went that well huh?noway


Heh... well, lets just say that I didn't fit into his mold of the ideal woman and her "place". rofl



Is this the guy from the 4th of July party that your Mom set up?

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Sun 07/05/09 04:28 PM




My Mom set me up... and after behaving myself for a little while, I verbally filleted the SOB. bigsmile


oh god, it went that well huh?noway


Heh... well, lets just say that I didn't fit into his mold of the ideal woman and her "place". rofl



Is this the guy from the 4th of July party that your Mom set up?


Oh yeah. Piece of work!

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Sun 07/05/09 04:30 PM
Didja' take my suggestion & dress up like a hooker? How did Mom handle it?

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Sun 07/05/09 04:38 PM

Didja' take my suggestion & dress up like a hooker? How did Mom handle it?
she told me i was a woman trapped in a mans bodylaugh

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Sun 07/05/09 04:39 PM


Didja' take my suggestion & dress up like a hooker? How did Mom handle it?
she told me i was a woman trapped in a mans bodylaugh



Oh my! That's never a good sign! Next time...wear a sock in yer shorts...:wink: