Topic: We lost on purpose
Dan99's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:09 PM

You lost because nobody in the whole brit army could figure out that wearing red is much like wearing a target.



Exactly!

We wore red to make it easier for you. Any other colour we would have won, and nobody wanted that to happen.

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:10 PM


You lost because nobody in the whole brit army could figure out that wearing red is much like wearing a target.

we dont wear red any more while fighting with you and you still seem to hit usoops




Friendly fire my arse!

TBRich's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:11 PM



You lost because nobody in the whole brit army could figure out that wearing red is much like wearing a target.

we dont wear red any more while fighting with you and you still seem to hit usoops




Friendly fire my arse!


Is this a request? I think you are in the wrong thread!

no photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:11 PM



Us Brits let you win the American War of Independence.

We wanted to wash our hands of you...




Didn't we kick your butt again in the war of 1812 we just agreed to the treaty to allow Britain to save face. We felt sorry for you. :laughing:




Nah thats just propoganda. Your history books were falsified.


Here Proof drinker

Battle of New Orleans 1812

In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin' on
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We looked down the river and we see'd the British come.
And there must have been a hundred of'em beatin' on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made the bugles ring.
We stood by our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin' on
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eye
We held our fire 'til we see'd their faces well.
Then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave 'em ... well

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin' on
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**

We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down.
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin' on
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.**


MAKE_ME_GIGGLE's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:12 PM

Us Brits let you win the American War of Independence.

We wanted to wash our hands of you...




I have this saying I dont use often, but I'm feeling the need!
"If I wanted to hear from an A$$HOLE................. I'D FART!!

no photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:13 PM

Us Brits let you win the American War of Independence.

We wanted to wash our hands of you...


Hmmm, did someone hear a noise on hear...

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:15 PM




You lost because nobody in the whole brit army could figure out that wearing red is much like wearing a target.

we dont wear red any more while fighting with you and you still seem to hit usoops




Friendly fire my arse!


Is this a request? I think you are in the wrong thread!


Hahaha

Oh go on...Pretty please?

lonetar25's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:16 PM


Us Brits let you win the American War of Independence.

We wanted to wash our hands of you...




I have this saying I dont use often, but I'm feeling the need!
"If I wanted to hear from an A$$HOLE................. I'D FART!!

ha ... ha, i thought you had

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:16 PM


Us Brits let you win the American War of Independence.

We wanted to wash our hands of you...




I have this saying I dont use often, but I'm feeling the need!
"If I wanted to hear from an A$$HOLE................. I'D FART!!



If you did that would make this post you just made the second most interesting thing you said today.

no photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:17 PM

You lost because nobody in the whole brit army could figure out that wearing red is much like wearing a target.


The Brittish wore Red Coats so it would not show the Blood when hit.
Now the Brittish Army wears Brown Pants. laugh

AdventureBegins's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:18 PM

Us Brits let you win the American War of Independence.

We wanted to wash our hands of you...



Ya...

But you chose to wash them in the pacific... and we wouldn't let you.

:tongue:

Though you did try hard I'll give ya that.

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:19 PM



Us Brits let you win the American War of Independence.

We wanted to wash our hands of you...




I have this saying I dont use often, but I'm feeling the need!
"If I wanted to hear from an A$$HOLE................. I'D FART!!



If you did that would make this post you just made the second most interesting thing you said today.


That would make me 1 up on you... and as waterloo said earlier
"shut up Dan"

no photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:20 PM



Us Brits let you win the American War of Independence.

We wanted to wash our hands of you...




Didn't we kick your butt again in the war of 1812 we just agreed to the treaty to allow Britain to save face. We felt sorry for you. :laughing:




Nah thats just propoganda. Your history books were falsified.



The historical truth of the matter is that Britain was somewhat occupied with the Napoleonic Wars.... They did not need another front.


If you truly know U.S. history then you know the Monroe Doctrine of 1823 used the British Navy for its teeth. Monroe was a brilliant man who realized that the British had figured out their own interests lay with making peace with us. Ultimately Monroe knew we had much more common interests with Britain than France.

We could never have enforced the Monroe Doctrine without the British Navy. What does that tell you?

lonetar25's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:24 PM
it tells me that britain has the and has always had, the best navy in the world.
and that american muscle is fuk all without british inteligence

Dan99's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:25 PM
It tells me that you are just a bunch of softies! haha

no photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:26 PM

It tells me that you are just a bunch of softies! haha



And you're a bunch of strange talking tea drinking wankers....

no photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:27 PM
now lets,all be friends and have a nice cup off tea:thumbsup:

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE's photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:28 PM


You lost because nobody in the whole brit army could figure out that wearing red is much like wearing a target.


The Brittish wore Red Coats so it would not show the Blood when hit.
Now the Brittish Army wears Brown Pants. laugh


LMAO!!! You crack me up

no photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:29 PM

now lets,all be friends and have a nice cup off tea:thumbsup:




Howzabout some coffee instead? :tongue:

no photo
Fri 07/03/09 04:31 PM


It tells me that you are just a bunch of softies! haha



And you're a bunch of strange talking tea drinking wankers....
i say,i say,one should all get along,and have a nice cup of earl gray,and a nice cucumber sandwichlaugh