okay this is gonna be an entertaining story to some

i was 14 when i met my first girlfriend
i was walking in a township just north of my home town
when i saw this gigantic barbarian pounding the hell out of a guy my size well i was maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. so i decided i couldn't let this poor guy get beaten like that. so told the gargantuan person to "let him go and try you luck on me" well the giant dropped the boy and then turned around and looked me dead in my eye. amazingly i was stunned this behemoth was a girl.
well i told her that i would like to fight her. back then i had no sense of valor or understanding of why it was wrong to hit a woman.
well back to the story. i stood there and raised my balled fist in anticipation. she quickly grabbed my fist and said i will fight you but it will be on my terms.
i accepted right away. she told me to follow her and i did she lead me down the block about a half a mile then when we stopped she said i want to fight you in an arena like setting. after a moment i thought of what to say and like an idiot i said when ever where ever.
she turned away from me and opened the fence into her back yard
she then said something that caught me off guard but only after the story took place. take off your clothes i don't want you to have an excuse as to why i beat you, you will know me as the winner when this fight is over.
after she said that i told her well then whats good for the goose is good for the gander. she looked nodded and then took off her clothes so there we were in the back yard about to fight it out.
after a second i thought if she rushes in ill parry her hand away and counter with a back fist.
she rushed in alright and connected with a combination kick that sent me to the ground with some thunder behind it.she lunged in and her left foot was in my mid section while her right foot was planted against my jaw.
after being on the ground and in a daze for several minutes i was able to sit up with some very agonizing discomfort. but none the less she had won the fight. when i was able to see her again she had just finished getting dressed and look over at me she the said since you lost you owe me for wasting my time so you will be my boyfriend and that is that.
seeing that i was in no position to argue with her logic i said i guess your right. well that's the story of how i wound up in a three year relationship with an amazon.