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      i've one or two jobs about the house,on the car,in the garden that need dealing with.
 
  Now ideally i wont have to get up to shannaniggins and no fee is payable. looking hunky is optional but not neccessary. contract from my goodself upon request   
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      here ya go buddy 
    
i seem to be posting this list for alot of people so not sure who will be left bud http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/  | 
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      oh hard helmets are optional too  
    
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      Technically you are a man, arent you??
 
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     Technically you are a man, arent you?? yes but i NEED another man(also known as a 'proper'man!)   
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     Technically you are a man, arent you?? yes but i NEED another man(also known as a 'proper'man!)   
Are you saying that being gay is improper? That kinda thinking is so 1940's!  | 
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     Technically you are a man, arent you?? yes but i NEED another man(also known as a 'proper'man!)   
Are you saying that being gay is improper? That kinda thinking is so 1940's! no ya divvy i'm saying I'M improper!  | 
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      if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it down 
    
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     Technically you are a man, arent you?? yes but i NEED another man(also known as a 'proper'man!)   
Are you saying that being gay is improper? That kinda thinking is so 1940's! no ya divvy i'm saying I'M improper! Dont call me a divvy ya sissy! haha  | 
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      Damn it!  You made me spit out perfectly good Mountain Dew!  Damn Man!   
    
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     if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it down   
*swoon* a real man folks ^^^^^^^ i can take u to gordons no probs.  | 
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     if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it down   
I think what he is looking for is a man who will go spelunking in his Anal cavities  | 
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     Damn it! You made me spit out perfectly good Mountain Dew! Damn Man!   
well i wont make an innuendo outta that statement as i'm sure u can manage that just fine on ur own!   
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      you can have my hard hat    
   "it aint pink though"        sorry   only jokin    cheers  
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     if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it down   
*swoon* a real man folks ^^^^^^^ i can take u to gordons no probs. No probes? Anal probes?  | 
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     if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it down   
I think what he is looking for is a man who will go spelunking in his Anal cavities oh my   READ the small print, shananniggins not neccessary,doing as told,completely neccessary! geez   
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     if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it down   
*swoon* a real man folks ^^^^^^^ i can take u to gordons no probs. No probes? Anal probes? that was the alien thread so stop sabotaging my innocent thread!  | 
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 READ the small print, shananniggins not neccessary,doing as told,completely neccessary! geez