he is a big bastard ...aint he !

fooga did i see you say

capice?

and u call yourself an italian?

MONDAY

So ... I said to myself .. " SELF ?? "... and I did not recognize the voice

Dear Diary .....
here's the hottest new fashion trend and how to do it your self (if you weren't born with one)

Steps
Go to your local toy store and look for a life-sized animal of your choice. It must be life-sized or the tail will be too small and your shirt will cover it or it will look plain ridiculous. Once bought, cut the tail off. Some stuffing might have to be removed from the open end, just a little to give yourself room to sew.
Take a needle and thread, and sew the opening shut so your tail now has two closed sides.
Take a ribbon or strip of cloth, and sew the sewed end of the tail to the cloth. Make absolutely sure you have sewn it well, as it will fall off otherwise (especially if you plan on using it for everyday wearing). Depending on the length of the strip of cloth/ribbon, you can tie it to the loop of your pants, or tie it around your own waist so it acts like a real tail, staying on even if your pants go off.


Tips
If you are willing to go even further, you can use a longer strip of cloth and tie it around your waist, then cut a hole in your pants and underwear and pull the tail through. This will conceal the sewed end. This works with just about any kind of tail. For best results, cover with your shirt and try to avoid having the tail pulled on too much if you don't know you've sewn it well enough.
Get in the mood with your tail, if your tail is for a cat and someone pulls it, hiss at them! If a dog tail then bark or pretend to bite them. Of course if someone bites your tail go ahead and pretend to be in agony.

Gives a whole new meaning to "chasing tail " in my opinion

Dear diary........just got back from sitting on the dock, drinking my tea.......thinking......of stuff.

And then I thought.....holy dfhjksdfhjdfka Its freaking hot out here!!

lets see how long this is allowed up.......lets just see.....

booty !

ya its almost as famous as the farrah fawcett nipple poster!!!

dear diary.....I came home from the beach and I found my cat Smokey with his head under my bed and his fat body outside of it. He was sleeping like that.

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UNDER BED SNIFFER!!!

thats better than an under wear sniffer !

All men are panty sniffers. Im not sure about cats though......

i am not !

pa cha ya right!!!!

i would rather have what was in those pantie's !!!!!!

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BLACK!!!!!



LOOK MA!!! I GOT RHYTHM!!!

you got soul ??????

I got me some curly hair too!!!!


Quick!!! Get the hair straightener stat!!!